2022-05-28 at 11:49 PM UTC
1. chinese perverts having sex with monkeys and/or eating their sexual organs from one of their famous faucci-sponsored wet-n-wild aphrodesiac markets ( literally everything is an aphgrodesiac to those guys. that or there trying to increase there girth without doing the hard work aka penis stretching exercises and female orgasmic meditation in a gym called guy-heaven )
2. one or more of the following symptoms: headache, fatigue, cough, sneeze, sniffle, itch, or big oozing herpys-style cockroach pustules forming all ovaer youre whole entire body including your taste buds ( it starts on youre taste buds stick youre tonge out in the mirror and examine the back of your toung and see if it has big bumps because thats a number one sign )
3 stick your hand onto your face and see if its bigger than your face if so then the virus is already inside you
2022-05-29 at 2:46 AM UTC
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2022-05-29 at 2:56 AM UTC
4. rape monster sneaking into the zoo at night and sucking off the primates
2022-05-29 at 3:20 AM UTC
6. u sneeze, cum in ur pants and shit urself all at once
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2022-05-30 at 12:38 AM UTC
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[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
Only bug chasing faggots like Lanny need to worry about this
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2022-05-30 at 12:49 AM UTC
I've been eating a lot of bananas lately.. should I be worried?
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