2022-05-29 at 2:50 PM UTC
( Who is an accountant at hole foods)
Hunting him down like the pig he is and making him wear k r o z's vintage Calvin Klein micro fiber briefs
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2022-05-29 at 3:05 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I think he posted as sub_mod sometimes, I can't prove it but someday may be able to
2022-05-29 at 6:22 PM UTC
THE SETUP
Through k r o z's uncle we will reach out to THE MARK and have him told that were really interested in his ciphering skills and we have a exciting job opportunity to add a bunmch of numbers up which would involve giving him a really high quality adding-machine. then scope out the black-site and wear a trench coat and sunglasses and hide out on the park bench like the cops did when they set up wario for being a pedophile at seal world just lying in wait with a newspaper and a ham sandwhitch literally in communication wit the crew who is parked up on the street by the corner in the van the entire time using an earpiece "little bird in my ear"
PREPT WORK
To secure funding for our skunk project we need to avoid the normal channels as those are subject to congressional scrutiny which in this case we can not allow the risk of. PLAN-A for funding is that we will use blaster-master and put him on an adult tricycle at walmart during rush-hour and he will purposefully veer acrosst the parking lot popping outof nowhere behind the cart corral so that someone in a nice car ( thats how you KNOW they got the big bucks ) hits him and then he does a poor-me skit and says he things he has nerve damage from the accident that way they will freak the fuck out and pay him off with literally giving him a blank cheque. of course they expect him to be up-right and do the right thing and just fill out the amount of a new bicycle but literally we will use an Apple Macintosh computer to scan it in and put the cheque to be for like 100 grand.
GAME DAY
With the big-bux in-pocket we will be able to hire a fat dork to drive us to the black-site in a limousine
When we see THE MARK show up in his tuxedo one of are agents will go bump into him like a pickpocket but instead of stealing his velcro wallet they will pull his pants back a bit and dump a handfill of dirt down his trousers thats how you get him primed up and in the mindset to get his panties off and thats when a bunch of older men bumrush him coming out of the woodworks wearing ski masks
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2022-05-29 at 6:24 PM UTC
His grave shall become a NIS monument where we have a bonfire and drink
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2022-05-29 at 6:25 PM UTC
I remember Kr0z messaged me saying he was a profile I always thought was extremely hilarious...
It was so random and it tickles me to this day..
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