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Ancient, Evil, Satanic Creature will no longer be offered Communion of Holy Mother Church in San Francisco

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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    San Francisco Archbishop Salvatore Joseph Cordileone recently announced that he was banning Pelosi because of her continued support for abortion despite “numerous attempts” to convince her of “the grave evil she is perpetrating.”

    Cordileone said he held off on the move for years while speaking with Pelosi but was compelled to act after the lawmaker’s position on abortion became “more extreme.” He also noted she has said that her Catholic faith motivates her support for abortion, which directly opposes Pope Francis and the Catholic teachings.

    “Since the first century the church has affirmed the moral evil of every procured abortion. This teaching has not changed and remains unchangeable,” the Vatican said in a communication to questioners in 2009, citing the Catechism of the Catholic Church. “Direct abortion, that is to say, abortion willed either as an end or a means, is gravely contrary to the moral law.”

    Pelosi will not receive communion in San Francisco until she “publicly repudiates her support for abortion ‘rights’ and confesses and receives absolution for her cooperation in this evil in the sacrament of penance,” Cordileone said.

    Pelosi, speaking on Tuesday, attacked Cordileone directly by describing him as being “against LGBTQ rights” and questioning why he has not barred people who support the death penalty from taking communion.

    “I wonder about death penalty, which I am opposed to. So is the church, but they take no action against people who may not share their view,” she said.
    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/very-dangerous-pelosi-responds-first-time-being-banned-communion

    Pelosi and her fellow ancient gerontocrats are about the closest the modern world has to primordial evil.
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    I support abortion by the way, but if you think the likes of Pelosi support abortion for any other reason than that they get a thrill thinking about dead babies and fallow wombs you're deluding yourself.
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I fuckin hate Pelosi and am not religious but if they believed what they preach they would know that no man has the right to deny communion to anyone
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I fuckin hate Pelosi and am not religious but if they believed what they preach they would know that no man has the right to deny communion to anyone

    Communion is for Christians
  5. #5
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra Communion is for Catholics

    FTFY
  6. #6
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra Communion is for Christians

    yeah but like doesn't Jesus say that he is there for anyone who comes to him/wants him?
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Being banned from partaking in communion is a bigger deal than you might imagine, at least if you're a Catholic. It's not like the Church is cancelling you. The Eucharist is supposed to contain Jesus within it, which is why the priest says something about Corpus Christi of the body of Christ as well when preparing the sacrament. To have someone a grave a sinner as Pelosi partake of the body of God in the form of Jesus the Christ, would be an insult and an affront to God Himself. Blasphemy in a sense.
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sophie Being banned from partaking in communion is a bigger deal than you might imagine, at least if you're a Catholic. It's not like the Church is cancelling you. The Eucharist is supposed to contain Jesus within it, which is why the priest says something about Corpus Christi of the body of Christ as well when preparing the sacrament. To have someone a grave a sinner as Pelosi partake of the body of God in the form of Jesus the Christ, would be an insult and an affront to God Himself. Blasphemy in a sense.

    them niggas take that shit too serious, just give cruella her jesus cracker
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    You have to at least pretend to submit to the moral authority of the fathers of your church, or you're just profaning the religion and insulting everyone else at the church.

    If you want to kill your baby then I think you are a shitty person and the world will be better off without people with your genetic material, but you should at least show the basic respect towards the religion and your fellow coreligionists and acknowledge the religious hierarchy and its historical and moral authority.
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  10. #10
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Rape Monster them niggas take that shit too serious, just give cruella her jesus cracker

    I don't think she gives two shits to be honest.
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  11. #11
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Donald Trump You have to at least pretend to submit to the moral authority of the fathers of your church, or you're just profaning the religion and insulting everyone else at the church.

    If you want to kill your baby then I think you are a shitty person and the world will be better off without people with your genetic material, but you should at least show the basic respect towards the religion and your fellow coreligionists and acknowledge the religious hierarchy and its historical and moral authority.

    Thank you Don, well said.
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie I don't think she gives two shits to be honest.

    Think she's made alternate arrangements?

    Meant that as a joke about Satan, but I think a lot of these old boomers think that by advancing jedi agendas hardcore enough they'll be looked after by the jedis when they die.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump You have to at least pretend to submit to the moral authority of the fathers of your church, or you're just profaning the religion and insulting everyone else at the church.

    the church has always held that heresy is far more dangerous than infidelity
  14. #14
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Sophie Being banned from partaking in communion is a bigger deal than you might imagine, at least if you're a Catholic. It's not like the Church is cancelling you. The Eucharist is supposed to contain Jesus within it, which is why the priest says something about Corpus Christi of the body of Christ as well when preparing the sacrament. To have someone a grave a sinner as Pelosi partake of the body of God in the form of Jesus the Christ, would be an insult and an affront to God Himself. Blasphemy in a sense.

    Yeah, I'm not sure how Christ would feel about all that though. Dude's whole schtick was kinda... y'know... redeeming fucked up, impure, broken people. Kind of feels like the good archbishop might be being a tad overzealous in deciding that access to the Christ should be limited only to the morally pure and righteous. Jesus isn't going to catch Pelosi's cooties. It's arguably blasphemy, in a sense, to deny the eucharist. The Pope himself has never done so, and doesn't seem to believe it to be in line with the clergy's role in shepherding humanity. They're supposed to be shepherding people to Christ, not preventing them from being exposed to Him.
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai Yeah, I'm not sure how Christ would feel about all that though. Dude's whole schtick was kinda… y'know… redeeming fucked up, impure, broken people. Kind of feels like the good archbishop might be being a tad overzealous in deciding that access to the Christ should be limited only to the morally pure and righteous. Jesus isn't going to catch Pelosi's cooties. It's arguably blasphemy, in a sense, to deny the eucharist. The Pope himself has never done so, and doesn't seem to believe it to be in line with the clergy's role in shepherding humanity. They're supposed to be shepherding people to Christ, not preventing them from being exposed to Him.

    Yeah, but some compassion and attempt to improve is important. Like maybe don't just declare a fetus to be a clump of cells or whatever. And half these fuckers say that they think abortions aren't just a necessary evil, they're some sort of celebratory achievement.

    It's definitely not blasphemy to ask for some sort of minimal attempt to conform to basic standards of behaviour. Do you think Monks should have offered Vikings eucharist? Even after a dozen raids?
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Pelosi and co probably use some of these aborted fetuses in rituals, and for parts
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    As if some evil hag cares about communion. It's a non-issue.
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As if some evil hag cares about communion. It's a non-issue.

    The Democrats have their own church and communion where they stand in line and George Soros gives everyone an aborted baby foreskin on their tongue
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Do you think Monks should have offered Vikings eucharist? Even after a dozen raids?

    Not quite the same, on account of the Vikings not being Catholic. If they were though - baptized and all - I think some monks certainly would have given them the Eucharist despite the sin and atrocity they were responsible for. I also think many wouldn't have, and I understand that. Clergy are human and flawed and can't be expected to fully embody Christ's love at all times. The ones who would give a convert Viking the Eucharist are the Christian ideal though.
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I liked when Jesus flipped those tables and told those scalpers to gtfo
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