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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    is that the detective from SVU
  2. Originally posted by Grylls Who are you, John Harrison (inventor of clocks)

    Who are you, Richard Clock (the man convicted of knife raping his wife)?
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  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Grandfather cock
  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    this am I failed to deliver the semi trailer spotter attachment as its a motherfucking bitch to secure for travel its hinged and must be chained in one way only,, that way is a motherfucker to figure out, I thought it was set right till I was doin 45 down the dirt road and it came unglued and hit the road dig in and stopped my toyota in 3 bounces bout ripped the reese hitch right outa my frame. then I took 2 hrs tryint to get it right enough to bring back home, then I took the hitch to the guy I borrowed it from so he could use it then went mushroom hunting/4x4ing and found 7 big morels now I'm home about to eat Bacon and eggs then Ima go paint a bunch on the house I'm workin on.
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Sunshine dayyy!🎡

    🌸🌞🌸
  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by POLECAT this am I failed to deliver the semi trailer spotter attachment as its a motherfucking bitch to secure for travel its hinged and must be chained in one way only,, that way is a motherfucker to figure out, I thought it was set right till I was doin 45 down the dirt road and it came unglued and hit the road dig in and stopped my toyota in 3 bounces bout ripped the reese hitch right outa my frame. then I took 2 hrs tryint to get it right enough to bring back home, then I took the hitch to the guy I borrowed it from so he could use it then went mushroom hunting/4x4ing and found 7 big morels now I'm home about to eat Bacon and eggs then Ima go paint a bunch on the house I'm workin on.

    U ever look into growing psilocybin mushrooms? easy as hell and i bet someone like u would be good at it.
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Been working hard in the backyard...Gonna make some lunch meow...πŸ’—
  8. CandyRein Black Hole


    πŸ’—

    Having yummy times.........
  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein Been working hard in the backyard…Gonna make some lunch meow…πŸ’—

    no hard work allowed on ur day off
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  10. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster U ever look into growing psilocybin mushrooms? easy as hell and i bet someone like u would be good at it.

    I ate 47 lbs of silly mushroom s back in the day, we used to pick em in the fields at mile marker 75 on interstate 30 half way between Texarkana and little rock ark., also outside the park walking trails in huston tx but the spiders were horrible and the snakes were everywhere so I don't recomend tx mushroom hunting and in ark. you gotta be pretty sneeky cuz the farmers will hunt you like you just raped his daughter for picking mushrooms in there fields. as for growing them I don't eat em and don't know anyone who would at this point in my life so its a no go for me, plus growing mushrooms is not fun cuz cross contamination is at every second of the grow just waiting to fuck everything up fast.
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just painted the end wall at that house im workin on, first coat done in 2.5 hrs 7 more tomorrow and itl be caulked and second coated ready for final touchup
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  12. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Getting some me time before I pick the missus up in my pyjamas 🫑

  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Soccer is the John Tesh of sports
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Actually John Tesh is way better than soccer in every single way
  15. Inventor of Tesh
  16. Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Inventor of Tesh

    Yesh.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    I put off going on walks for 3 days.
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    To Do List::

    Roll splizziff

    Take candlelit bubble bath

    Post on NIS

    Post on Instagram

    Check out the playback of lovelyti's live stream


    There's a lot to unpack here...but I can do it ❀️
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    I am rocking this to do list ..check and check ...❀️
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  20. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein To Do List::

    Roll splizziff

    Take candlelit bubble bath

    Post on NIS

    Post on Instagram

    Check out the playback of lovelyti's live stream


    There's a lot to unpack here…but I can do it ❀️

    u forgot smoke splizziff
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