2022-05-20 at 10:14 PM UTC
Paul Wozny/ Lodger Free. We would go to one of those over 500lb eat free restaurant buffet places with one of those giant industrial scales for live stock.
HTS /Meikai, a port-a-potty and half a bottle of KY lubricant gel.
Sudo, where we would go to the mosque and he'd show me where to get a proper fitting burka.
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2022-05-20 at 10:53 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Bradley: we go fishing on a lake but he's on metro and our nonstop chatter and periodic firearms enthusiasm result in no catches
Mmq where we watch the wizard of oz backyards to see if it syncs up with the dark side of the moon, find out it doesn't, get into a huge fight and throw popcorn at each other before realizing popcorn isn't a good projectile, we have a slow, awkward building laugh until we're both doubled over, then Tickle each other until we pee each other's pants (we switched during the popcorn fight)
Kafka where we go on a night hike looking for cool owls and I slink away and leave her to fend for herself against the owls, of whom I've been annoying for months and building their mistrust for people
HTS and Scrin where we sit in a hot carpeted apartment watching the office before I knock an ashtray over, then spill pink mountain dew on it to cover up the stain only to find the carpet is actually growing like a chia pet. We run to the store for mountain dew and whipper snippers. Then it gets weird
2022-05-20 at 11:13 PM UTC
I want to drink with lanny and fralala while we have polite conversation
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2022-05-20 at 11:25 PM UTC
Sudo
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
I was thinking of mentioning them and going full aristocrats joke but they're probably too classy to hang out with me 😔
2022-05-20 at 11:44 PM UTC
I wanna have sex with a couple members here but probably won't ever get to.
2022-05-20 at 11:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
I was thinking of mentioning them and going full aristocrats joke but they're probably too classy to hang out with me 😔
I imagine all I would talk about with them is various consumables either foods and or drink and I would be like YO YALL EVER HAD GOAST CHEESE and fralala would be like nah its all about that Yak butter and Lanny would be like NAH YALL ARE BOTH WRONG ITS ALL ABOUT CAMEL ASS CREAM WITH BEAR FILLINGS AND A SIDE OF VAERMOUTH
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2022-05-21 at 12:06 AM UTC
how bradyley bee wants to spend time with various users;
MMq: I'd fuck him in the ass!
Sudo:I'd fuck him in the ass!
Scron: I'd fuck him in the ass!
Lanny: I'd fuck him in the ass!
Kafka: if she was a guy I'd fuck him in the ass!
Red: I'd fuck him in the ass!
Grills: I'd fuck him in the ass!
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2022-05-21 at 12:41 AM UTC
I'd fuck you in the ass even if you were overweight
2022-05-21 at 12:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
Bradley: we go fishing on a lake but he's on metro and our nonstop chatter and periodic firearms enthusiasm result in no catches
Mmq where we watch the wizard of oz backyards to see if it syncs up with the dark side of the moon, find out it doesn't, get into a huge fight and throw popcorn at each other before realizing popcorn isn't a good projectile, we have a slow, awkward building laugh until we're both doubled over, then Tickle each other until we pee each other's pants (we switched during the popcorn fight)
Kafka where we go on a night hike looking for cool owls and I slink away and leave her to fend for herself against the owls, of whom I've been annoying for months and building their mistrust for people
HTS and Scrin where we sit in a hot carpeted apartment watching the office before I knock an ashtray over, then spill pink mountain dew on it to cover up the stain only to find the carpet is actually growing like a chia pet. We run to the store for mountain dew and whipper snippers. Then it gets weird
I’d meet you if I had a guard dog with me.
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2022-05-21 at 12:50 AM UTC
Candy obviously, arguably the most well adjusted RL poster here
Kafka would be interesting to get to know
Poley he’s definitely one of a kind
Jigga johnson great sense of humor and funny
Probably more but these are the first who come to mind
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2022-05-21 at 1:05 AM UTC
I was thinking Candy as well, we’d prob get along as I’m quiet irl.
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2022-05-21 at 1:07 AM UTC
Aldra
Number13 if he wasnt so damn racist
And maybe Meikai
I'd get a beer with Sudo I guess
Oh duh MMQ. Id take him to a club and be an excellent wing man for him. That guy deserves to get laid.
2022-05-21 at 1:20 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Kafka
I’d meet you if I had a guard dog with me.
That's very sweet 😊 I'll bring a rescue puppy and see if they bond 💘
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2022-05-21 at 3:26 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
I hung out with pwp once.
Red said I was lucky he didn't murder me
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