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Did you guys know Jesus was a jedi?

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks this is alarming. This means half the white supremacists I know are worshiping their enemy's most famous celebrity.
  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    In fact he was the king of them. I grew up going to church but never understood the whole Jesus hype like okay I get that God is all god and made everything and is all powerful and Jesus is his son which seems important

    But why do Christians put CHRIST above GOD it's weird okay. Like I GET the new testament I have read it basically it's Jesus fine tuning the old testament which a lot of it does not apply post Christ.

    I dunno it just never stuck with me. Maybe I'm a secret crypto jedi because I believe in God but not really obsessed with CHRIST also it's how I got OUT of Jehovah's witnesses because I liked what they said about God and the Bible and society but they are all complete Jesus nuts and in the weirdest way and I always felt like I was just phoning it in.

    Worshipping a person a human prophet is just weird to me even if they are THE prophet of God I think im more into the omnipotence great unknowable power type stuff
  3. #3
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Jesus built my Hotrod.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    Open your mouth Jesus is coming
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