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Internet weed dude appreciation thread

  1. #1
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What? You don't appreciate internet weed dude, dude? What are you, some kind of radio heroin God damned woman?
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo What? You don't appreciate internet weed dude, dude? What are you, some kind of radio heroin God damned woman?

    i don't comprehend.
  3. #3
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    he got me into eminem, long after i had written eminem off as cringe. he is a bad influence.
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  4. #4
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Meikai he got me into eminem, long after i had written eminem off as cringe. he is a bad influence.

    We had a conversation about Eminems later releases and he couldn't say anything bad about him. Just earnest in his appreciation of all things slim shady.

    Iwds real name is Stan Theman Superfan
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Meikai he got me into eminem, long after i had written eminem off as cringe. he is a bad influence.

    but you have always wanted to have men in you after your first experience with highlighter.
  6. #6
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but you have always wanted to have men in you after your first experience with highlighter.

    kind of a chicken and egg thing, but im pretty sure the highlighter was not the first part of that
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    have you ever wanted a man to snap off inside of you like a highlighter cap
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  8. #8
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra have you ever wanted a man to snap off inside of you like a highlighter cap

    smh. the highlighter cap snapped off *outside* of me, ackshually. which is part of why it was such a hassle to get it out - i could only grab onto the narrowest part of the marker. T_T
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  9. #9
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, I thought it was the other way around
  10. #10
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra lol, I thought it was the other way around



    highlighter caps kinda flare out, y'know, so i thought i was being clever by having the bit that flares out as the base
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  11. #11
    from now on im going to stalk the stationery section at the supermarket and departmental stores looking for girls who buy highlighter for no apparent reason.

    girls and boys that are passable for girls under the right lighting condition.

    Originally posted by Meikai kind of a chicken and egg thing, but im pretty sure the highlighter was not the first part of that

    were you already identifying as a girl back then or were you just curious.
  12. #12
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Meikai

    highlighter caps kinda flare out, y'know, so i thought i was being clever by having the bit that flares out as the base

    did it feel good at least for a while?
  13. #13
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Rape Monster did it feel good at least for a while?

    presumably. memories of how good or bad it may have felt beforehand were pretty quickly superseded by memories of shame and embarassment.

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny were you already identifying as a girl back then or were you just curious.

    at the time? no, i absolutely did not understand trans shit at all (i still barely understand it tbh, trans niggas is fucked up). i only started to put 2 and 2 together a couple years later, and even then i resisted the idea that i was trans/anything like a trans person for another... 8 years? despite all the weird shit i personally was getting up to in private, all the weird and fucked up thoughts i had, i tried really fucking hard to just be a "normal dude". wasn't in the cards. obviously.

    as far as i was concerned, i was just a normal straight dude putting stuff in my ass. even when i started hooking up with random older men from the internet, i didn't think much of it. i was a weird little freak.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Meikai presumably. memories of how good or bad it may have felt beforehand were pretty quickly superseded by memories of shame and embarassment.



    at the time? no, i absolutely did not understand trans shit at all (i still barely understand it tbh, trans niggas is fucked up). i only started to put 2 and 2 together a couple years later, and even then i resisted the idea that i was trans/anything like a trans person for another… 8 years? despite all the weird shit i personally was getting up to in private, all the weird and fucked up thoughts i had, i tried really fucking hard to just be a "normal dude". wasn't in the cards. obviously.

    as far as i was concerned, i was just a normal straight dude putting stuff in my ass. even when i started hooking up with random older men from the internet, i didn't think much of it. i was a weird little freak.

    interesting.

    last i remember of you you were a boy with dirty, sullied nails and then the next thing i saw you became genderly indistinguishable.
  15. #15
    Highlighters are a gateway to big black dildos.
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  16. #16
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    I stopped indulging in pot.


    But I was a lightweight so I just smoked basic low dose indica
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