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  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Like Kafka, wpould you at least spit in there while stroking or bite the but cheeks?
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  2. #2
    cigreting Dark Matter
    me clapt urer gram cheks shi moan 2 luod n naibor cal cops wat a bitch
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm proud of you for choosing adult females to do deviant butt stuff stuff with instead of the old Wariat.

    Proud of you
  4. #4
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    WOuld this be the old Wariat?:

    "come on its normal just try it."

    her:

    "I dont know it see,ms weird.

    "Come on I would love you if you just touch it with the tounge ocme on just one touch and see if you like it or not."

    her:

    "I dont know this is gross."

    Me:

    "What is gross about it i can show you in porn its normal all girls do it just try it all older men with young girls do this just try it."
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Wariat WOuld this be the old Wariat?:

    "come on its normal just try it."

    her:

    "I dont know it see,ms weird.

    "Come on I would love you if you just touch it with the tounge ocme on just one touch and see if you like it or not."

    her:

    "I dont know this is gross."

    Me:

    "What is gross about it i can show you in porn its normal all girls do it just try it all older men with young girls do this just try it."

    Her answer should be "Show me how it's done first...get that tongue right in there daddy"
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    Ok get this advice:

    Fuck them normally and ease them into this weird shit. If I asked any of my friends I fuck to do anything you've posted they would because it's not what I lead with. But if you start on the first date saying you want to have your ass ate. Then get fisted and while she fucks Scooby-Doo she's gonna reject you.

    Dumb fuck.
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  7. #7
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    true thats why i always wait how she sucks dick and never ask for rim first thing or right away no matter how freaky the chick is even if ive seen it in porn i always ease in.
  8. #8
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    also, same with anal you have to hit the pussy first.
  9. #9
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    lol scooby-do.
  10. #10
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    FUCK ME IN THE ASS
  11. #11
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wariat also, same with anal you have to hit the pussy first.

    U know what's really fun is to fuck her ass first then slide ur poopy dick into her cooter
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  12. #12
    blaster master victim of incest
  13. #13
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    the best ones or best feeling is if she doesnt want to do it but isnt like no im not gonna do that or sort of you can tell you can convince her or get her to meaning shes the type that you think may and sort of doesnt get away from the ass and dick and is holding it and her face is not far and you just ease her into it meaning just by being relenting not taking no for an answer eventually just to continue the sex or the back and forth weirdness stop shell do it and you ease her face further in not just the tip of the tounge the touch but get her to really east ass thats the feeling right there folks.
  14. #14
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I don't want anything touching my ass. that's sick

    Sometimes my girlfriend KAN-CHOS me as im walking past her to the kitchen and it's like wtf is your problem???

    Fuck the ass (not literally)

  15. #15
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I don't want anything touching my ass. that's sick

    dude next time ur in the shower just get your finger nice and soapy and slide it in there, it feels so good, and u get to clean out all the poopy particles stuck inside there. just try it.
  16. #16
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    wouldnt the soap burn I tried jacking off once with shampoo when I was a kid and learned my lesson
  17. #17
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood wouldnt the soap burn I tried jacking off once with shampoo when I was a kid and learned my lesson

    poor boy didnt have access to johnson&johnson baby shampoo.

    no more tears. all kinds of tears.
  18. #18
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood wouldnt the soap burn I tried jacking off once with shampoo when I was a kid and learned my lesson

    soap doesn't burn unless u get it in ur eyes. U don't wash ur dickhole and asshole? just the outside? nasty mutha
  19. #19
    cigreting Dark Matter
    ye getd tdem fingrs n real gud n dep liek
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