Dead woman found 'melted' into couch

1. 2022-05-12 at 3:49 AM UTC

   #21
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Just flip the cushions and you're good to go.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Rape Monster
2. 2022-05-12 at 4:03 AM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I think the only thing worse than genuinely having locked-in syndrome would be genuinely having locked-in syndrome and also having two parents who were aware of you having it and simply letting you rot into their couch in miserable high-end pain and anguish for years and years. Unless there's more to this story, this really does seem close to to some of the worst imaginable torture.
3. 2022-05-12 at 4:04 AM UTC

   #23
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   If you let them rot there long enough, they virtually disappear. The bones just dry right up into flakes and the breeze carries them away.
4. 2022-05-12 at 4:20 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you let them rot there long enough, they virtually disappear. The bones just dry right up into flakes and the breeze carries them away.

   
   sounds like you've done this before 👍
5. 2022-05-12 at 5:11 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Lodger Free its probably not bacteria youre smelling that can be deluted with cleaning agents. but rather the methane gas created from the breakdown decay
   
   it's got to be a million times worse than leaving turkey out all night.

   
   How does the compare to the odor of frog pussy?
6. 2022-05-12 at 7:54 AM UTC

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   Lodger Free African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker How does the compare to the odor of frog pussy?

   
   Wow, look at your 5th grade level yard jokes.
   
   Skills 1/10. I'd give you a zero but you'de cry 😭
7. 2022-05-12 at 1:04 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Lodger Free Wow, look at your 5th grade level yard jokes.
   
   Skills 1/10. I'd give you a zero but you'de cry 😭

   
   You can't make an old woman weep no way you could make a man cry you fat pussy.
8. 2022-05-12 at 1:30 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   don't listen to him Paul, I'd gladly eat ur wife's pussy frog and all
9. 2022-05-13 at 12:17 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Rape Monster don't listen to him Paul, I'd gladly eat ur wife's pussy frog and all

   
   You'll eat corn from a turd
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10. 2022-05-13 at 12:55 AM UTC

    #30
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You'll eat corn from a turd

    
    It would just come out again.
11. 2022-05-13 at 12:59 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You'll eat corn from a turd

    
    No one thinks your cool, witty, smart or funny. Everyone feels bad for you or wished you would dry up and blow away
12. 2022-05-13 at 4:35 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You'll eat corn from a turd

    
    with no utensils
13. 2022-05-13 at 4:49 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rape Monster with no utensils

    
    Your mother has noutensils
14. 2022-05-13 at 1:20 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Lodger Free No one thinks your cool, witty, smart or funny. Everyone feels bad for you or wished you would dry up and blow away

    
    The fact you have to speak for everyone tells me you are mad.
15. 2022-05-13 at 2:25 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Who is she, Joanna Melt (inventor of cheese melt sandwiches)?