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The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah bless you
  2. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah bless you

    fuck off, i do the blessing round here. get your own condescension.
  3. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by troon fuck off, i do the blessing round here. get your own condescension.

    Lol. Not how it works.

    Show some fucking respect.
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Thank you Troon. I'll take my blessings as i get them. Not my place to question.
  5. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jesus Lol. Not how it works.

    Show some fucking respect.

    shit. fuck. sorry jesus. i mean, Our Lord. I gave you thanks, or at least thank, we cool bro?
  6. Jesus Houston
    Originally posted by troon shit. fuck. sorry jesus. i mean, Our Lord. I gave you thanks, or at least thank, we cool bro?

    Are WE cool?

    No.

    I am. Myself. On account of this endless air conditioner on full blast blowing toward me.

    You on the other hand, well you're going to hell. Not so cool there. I'm sorry I don't have choice and goodbye forever.
  7. Originally posted by Jesus Are WE cool?

    No.

    I am. Myself. On account of this endless air conditioner on full blast blowing toward me.

    You on the other hand, well you're going to hell. Not so cool there. I'm sorry I don't have choice and goodbye forever.

    Hello John Questions (inventor of questions)
  8. Originally posted by Rape Monster You ever ride in a limo? Or drive one?

    I have no need for such earthly objects.
  9. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I have no need for such earthly objects.

    Who are you, John Unearthly (inventor of not needing Earthly stuff)?
  10. Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you, John Unearthly (inventor of not needing Earthly stuff)?

    Earthly stuff isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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  11. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Earthly stuff isn't all it's cracked up to be.

    What are, John Crackup 2B (inventor of not being what it's cracker up to be?)
  12. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you, Terry Davis (inventor of Glowies)?

    FTFY
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free FTFY

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  15. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    Do you guys think he never wrote it and that really sick patient that they drugged out and convinced over a few months he wrote it in one night and basically wanted to see what kind of people would respond to build a watch list perhaps the CIA built a watch list and what kind of aggressive people or trolls or whatever would react to him and then basically throwing him in front of a f****** train and say " I saw him walking on the track" and that was that?
  16. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jesus You on the other hand, well you're going to hell. Not so cool there. I'm sorry I don't have choice and goodbye forever.

    right then unthanked nigger! enjoy floating on clouds with cherubs while i'm in the 2nd circle getting blown by succubus
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by troon right then unthanked nigger! enjoy floating on clouds with cherubs while i'm in the 2nd circle getting blown by succubus

    apt username
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Ever play Dying Light 2? It's pretty fun sort of open world zombie slasher with interesting mechanics, like the Zombies don't like the sun i guess they are agoraphobic and/or autistic, so they'll hide in basements and buildings and general dark places during the day. Then when night hits they get extra hungry for brains and they become a real problem.

    In any case during the day you can wander around the settlement/city and wander off too, if you do so you'll probably meet human characters, some want to fight you some are neutral. I generally enjoyed the combat system but the decapitation animation is real af, sometimes when an enemy is close to death, they will drop their weapon when that happens they start to cower, like oh shit i'm gonna die. Putting their hands up making themselves small and backing off slowly. This dude just tried to murder you so obviously he's gonna get the machete but when he does, his head doesn't entirely come clean off, it sort off separates above the jaw, leaving parts of the brain stem in tact, so even though this fucking dude now has no head his body will stumble backwards and fall over all the while making gestures that indicate fear for a couple seconds.

    10/10 on accuracy, but damn. I prefer the people i kill to die instantly not linger for a few seconds after their fucking head comes off. It's disconcerting.
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie Ever play Dying Light 2? It's pretty fun sort of open world zombie slasher with interesting mechanics, like the Zombies don't like the sun i guess they are agoraphobic and/or autistic, so they'll hide in basements and buildings and general dark places during the day. Then when night hits they get extra hungry for brains and they become a real problem.

    In any case during the day you can wander around the settlement/city and wander off too, if you do so you'll probably meet human characters, some want to fight you some are neutral. I generally enjoyed the combat system but the decapitation animation is real af, sometimes when an enemy is close to death, they will drop their weapon when that happens they start to cower, like oh shit i'm gonna die. Putting their hands up making themselves small and backing off slowly. This dude just tried to murder you so obviously he's gonna get the machete but when he does, his head doesn't entirely come clean off, it sort off separates above the jaw, leaving parts of the brain stem in tact, so even though this fucking dude now has no head his body will stumble backwards and fall over all the while making gestures that indicate fear for a couple seconds.

    10/10 on accuracy, but damn. I prefer the people i kill to die instantly not linger for a few seconds after their fucking head comes off. It's disconcerting.

    I have that game but never played it. You've inspired me to try it someday. It's weird playing video games inthe summer
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have that game and played it quite a bit idk maybe 2 years ago. The background music gives off an ominous mood/feeling that I can't quite describe. I may play it again too. Thanks
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