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I just got done gorging at 1 motel and now I'm stealing breakfast sandwiches for later at another...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, These days I'm getting fed better than when I lived with my mother.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I fed your mother pretty well too I heard she likes her sausage extra lean oooooohgggghhhh
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Which hotels have the tastiest foods, most variety, unique items, or the fanciest setup?

    Do any of them require use of a key-card to gain access, so you just have to casually follow someone in? Have you ever been caught and escorted out? Do you sit alone or do you find families having breakfast and sit down with them?
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Have you ever been stopped or chased?
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    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, These days I'm getting fed better than when I lived with my mother.

    Save some for the poor children they're putting up from Ukraine, Porky
  7. #7
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse

    Fucking hell..I'm gonna stay in a hotel just for the free shit

    He makes this look to good

    Mat, you ever get caught?
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    They don't do anything if they catch you except ask you to leave...and it's rare they catch you anyway. Some places will ask you your room number when you go in, just look for cars parked outside the rooms before you go in and give them one of those numbers.

    99/100 it's not an issue.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Fucking hell..I'm gonna stay in a hotel just for the free shit

    He makes this look to good

    Mat, you ever get caught?

    No.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Have you ever been stopped or chased?

    no.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Which hotels have the tastiest foods, most variety, unique items, or the fanciest setup?

    Do any of them require use of a key-card to gain access, so you just have to casually follow someone in? Have you ever been caught and escorted out? Do you sit alone or do you find families having breakfast and sit down with them?

    Hampton Inn, Marriott, Embassy Suites, Hyatt House/Place, nigger.
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    Best Western used to do a nice Buffet Breakfast, haven't stayed there for 3 or 4yrs now though so might have changed.

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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Best Western used to do a nice Buffet Breakfast, haven't stayed there for 3 or 4yrs now though so might have changed.

    Still do. I was there not too long ago.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung Hampton Inn, Marriott, Embassy Suites, Hyatt House/Place, nigger.

    And the key cards? Fuck man, EXPOUND.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ And the key cards? Fuck man, EXPOUND.

    no key cards needed to get into the dining area. only places like the gym and pool, etc.
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