Dead woman found 'melted' into couch

1. 2022-05-09 at 9:53 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
2. 2022-05-09 at 10:04 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Don't drink and smoke on your couch when you're fat, tired and old.
3. 2022-05-09 at 11:52 PM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   that's what my couch looks like when i eat tacos and bergers
4. 2022-05-10 at 2:41 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   $50 for that in Value Village, nothing what a 1/2 gallon of Fabreeze can't fix
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   • Rape Monster
5. 2022-05-10 at 3:02 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson $50 for that in Value Village, nothing what a 1/2 gallon of Fabreeze can't fix

   
   was the fabreeze also from value village.
6. 2022-05-10 at 3:08 PM UTC

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   Lodger Free African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker

   
   White Folk.. not Black, Wellhung!
   
   Not always black folx do effed up shit like you have yourself believe
   
   
   But damn, they looked like a nice couple with a cute well maintained property. Wutttt Happenn? Mef much?
7. 2022-05-10 at 3:52 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny was the fabreeze also from value village.

   
   75% full for the price of 10%.
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   • vindicktive vinny
8. 2022-05-10 at 3:53 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lodger Free White Folk.. not Black, Wellhung!
   
   Not always black folx do effed up shit like you have yourself believe

   
   Exceptions to every rule...for every 1 white folk discrepancy there are 47,971 black ones.
9. 2022-05-10 at 4:09 PM UTC

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   Lodger Free African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Exceptions to every rule…for every 1 white folk discrepancy there are 47,971 black ones.

   
   Source?
10. 2022-05-10 at 4:12 PM UTC

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    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Living Cali, it might be we have more educated people of color who fair pretty well out here some living in plosh multi million dollar estates
    
    Maybe the deep south and Midwest suffers most ?
11. 2022-05-10 at 4:15 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lodger Free Source?

    
    The criminal justice system record.
12. 2022-05-10 at 4:16 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lodger Free Living Cali, it might be we have more educated people of color who fair pretty well out here some living in plosh multi million dollar estates

    
    You mean people like Jussie Smollett?
13. 2022-05-10 at 4:18 PM UTC

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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    how u gonna just go about ur day with the corpse stench. ain't no getting used to even a fraction of how bad that had to have smelled.
14. 2022-05-10 at 4:20 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rape Monster how u gonna just go about ur day with the corpse stench. ain't no getting used to even a fraction of how bad that had to have smelled.

    
    That's true, that mouse I trapped over the weekend was already stinking on Monday morning..and that was like a 1 oz mouse. If it had been a 98lb mouse I can only imagine the stench (and the size of mousetrap I'd have needed)
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15. 2022-05-10 at 4:22 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 75% full for the price of 10%.

    
    but did they dilute the thing with 50% water tho.
16. 2022-05-10 at 4:27 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but did they dilute the thing with 50% water tho.

    
    No... I took it to the store and compared the fragrance with a brand new one...identical.
17. 2022-05-10 at 4:36 PM UTC

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    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You mean people like Jussie Smollett?

    
    He's a fucking cunt trying to raise hatred on White Males and backed by Nancy Pelosi
    
    But Dave Chappelle pointed out that bitch for looking for PR to further himself (probably George Soros paid for his defense) and I have notice fewer Antifa support in the past year
    
    Antifa isn't bad in concept as the same for #BLM ..however when someone afficiates and starts a HQ and raises billions which go to DNC by Rosenberg freed from prison by Bill Clinton who won DNC presidential canadate?
    
    Shits illegal but no one does jack war
    These people (mostly white) run Anti White Male campaigns.
    
    Cancel Culture freaks. Bill Clinton was ashame of his Mother and Brother and Hilary would yell at security during their reign as Gov of Arkansas. Hilary mocking their accent ( which could be a little funny)
18. 2022-05-10 at 8:28 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No… I took it to the store and compared the fragrance with a brand new one…identical.

    
    they will still smell the same even after theyve been diluted by 70%.
19. 2022-05-10 at 8:33 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they will still smell the same even after theyve been diluted by 70%.

    
    I think not young Vincent, I think not. My olfactory system can detect the concentration.
20. 2022-05-12 at 3:46 AM UTC

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    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    its probably not bacteria youre smelling that can be deluted with cleaning agents. but rather the methane gas created from the breakdown decay
    
    it's got to be a million times worse than leaving turkey out all night.