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  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Trying to go to bed.
    Dog just convinced me to pull the kitchen apart though.
    I thought she had a mouse behind the refrigerator so I took everything off it and pulled it out.
    Damn was it dusty and there was no mouse.

    Currently laying down trying to think of stuff that would benefit the three of us.

    Been looking at Blink Camera systems Relatively cheap and I installed one before with ease.
    It be nice having eyes on the house when we are not physically home.

    Also I'd like to get the kid a big plastic turtle sand box and they cost around 70 bucks but I personally think they are a litte small.
    It wouldn't be hard at all to go buy some wood and a plastic liner to make one myself.

    Also I broke my air compressor today and now I need a new one for the car.
    I only want the kind that hooks directly to the car battery terminals.
    Cigarette lighter plugins always break and are not worth shit.

    Been trying to keep the misses happy which sometimes ain't easy.
    I took on too many projects and now am trying to cross the ones I already have off before I start anymore.

    Made good progress this weekend in large part due to her helping and pushing me to get stuff done.
    She need not say anything about it as I want her happy so Ill do it.
    Timing can be horrible though and sometimes my schedule gets so fucked that half the day turns into a nap.

    Half today turned into a nap for me and when I got up she had already been busting her ass getting stuff done and was full of resentment toward me for having crashed.

    We made up though.
    This week Im going to try and do more.
  2. #2
    I caught a mouse at work over the weekend.

    The fucker has been taking the cheese off the traps but finally I got him...traps reset for his family.


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  3. #3
    Who are you, John Bed (inventor of beds)?
  4. #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I caught a mouse at work over the weekend.

    The fucker has been taking the cheese off the traps but finally I got him…traps reset for his family.



    have you tried poisoning the cheese
  5. #5
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood have you tried poisoning the cheese

    That could kill his co workers
  6. #6
    blaster master victim of incest
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  7. #7
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood have you tried poisoning the cheese

    No, I figure they are smart enough to notice an uncheddarry smell
  8. #8
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler That could kill his co workers

    That or the bosses two dogs he brings nearly everyday.
  9. #9
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    what about this

  10. #10
    Looks like a covid mask
  11. #11
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    It has been such a rough morning.
    Took my cats to the groomers at 9:30 only to find they were closed.
    I literally made an appointment for this.
    So I called and got them in elsewhere but after 20 minutes of driving I took them to another closed pet groomer only to find out I got directions to the wrong place.
    So we hit the road again and finally made it somewhere that was open and I got their nails trimmed but not before Tabby cat puked in her cage.
    It was a little over an hour that we were gone and now my one cat is smelly and covered in cat vomit.
    I can't find any cat shampoo here at home.
    I'm drinking some coffee and then will figure out my next move.
  12. #12
    Who are you, John Points (inventor of points)?
  13. #13
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Trying to go to bed.
    Dog just convinced me to pull the kitchen apart though.
    I thought she had a mouse behind the refrigerator so I took everything off it and pulled it out.
    Damn was it dusty and there was no mouse.

    Currently laying down trying to think of stuff that would benefit the three of us.

    Been looking at Blink Camera systems Relatively cheap and I installed one before with ease.
    It be nice having eyes on the house when we are not physically home.

    Also I'd like to get the kid a big plastic turtle sand box and they cost around 70 bucks but I personally think they are a litte small.
    It wouldn't be hard at all to go buy some wood and a plastic liner to make one myself.

    Also I broke my air compressor today and now I need a new one for the car.
    I only want the kind that hooks directly to the car battery terminals.
    Cigarette lighter plugins always break and are not worth shit.

    Been trying to keep the misses happy which sometimes ain't easy.
    I took on too many projects and now am trying to cross the ones I already have off before I start anymore.

    Made good progress this weekend in large part due to her helping and pushing me to get stuff done.
    She need not say anything about it as I want her happy so Ill do it.
    Timing can be horrible though and sometimes my schedule gets so fucked that half the day turns into a nap.

    Half today turned into a nap for me and when I got up she had already been busting her ass getting stuff done and was full of resentment toward me for having crashed.

    We made up though.
    This week Im going to try and do more.

    hahaha its already started
    I warned you.
  14. #14
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Looks like a covid mask

    They also make them for teenagers

  15. #15
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    rape Monster 5-9

    woke up
    took a shit
    ate
    masturbated
    got out of bed
  16. #16
    Who are you, John Mask (inventor of masks)?
  17. #17
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Rape Monster rape Monster 5-9

    woke up
    took a shit
    ate
    masturbated
    got out of bed

    wow you did all that in bed?
  18. #18
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Tried bathing my cat. She got wet, yelled at me and I had to stop too soon.
    Im at work tired as fuck
  19. #19
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Im exhausted at work tonight.
    Ill be late getting home because we are busy and short handed.
    The kid is home sick and will likely be up through out the night.
    When I do get home Ill probably go to bed.
  20. #20
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Youll get sick when you go home 😂
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