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  1. #21
    blaster master victim of incest
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  2. #22
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm getting my mom a card and some outdoors crafty stuff I haven't bought yet. Bought my baby mom a cheap pendant I'm gonna say represents her kids. I'm gonna wish happy mothers day to my estranged baby mom which will open a dialog

    you btfo lame ass meikai, that's a fucking plan.

    nothing says your relationship is a ritualistic husk like an amazon gift card lol
  3. #23
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls am gona suk ur fgt grampspas cok n bols n giv u mudder an ae da parfum grandpas de colon spermsa geeft sett u fukien faget

    cant wait 🍆😍💓
  4. #24
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by troon nothing says your relationship is a ritualistic husk like an amazon gift card lol

    says the 30 year old who's been making pretty finger paintings for his mommy every year since kindergarten smh
  5. #25
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai says the 30 year old who's been making pretty finger paintings for his mommy every year since kindergarten smh

    so? i do good finger paintings

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  6. #26
    your mom is a whore. just give her money. shed be happy to take it but pretend to be otherwise.
  7. #27
    troon African Astronaut
    i give her 50 bucks to stay home, which is actually a nice treat since it's twice what she'd usually make.
  8. #28
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Do you realize your mother only reared you and was nice to you comtingently so she can get presents on holidays right? Are you the kinda cuck who'd spend your money on some cumslut who took your dad's cock and expects you to pay for her offspring? Wow lmao I just keep my money instead of spending it on worthless sluts OMG IM SO HAPPY CAN YOU TELL
  9. #29
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Says the person from California LMAO

    Obviouslly I was joking and Rush has always been my favorite band in that genre. So much so I have my entire bedroom as a shrine to them at age 16-17 years of age

    but yeah. Only coastal regions of California and the state Capital are flooded with communism.

    most of California has a centrist or deep Republican in the central valley or desert regions and even the Northern California Redwood regions were mostly Die Hard Republican. California is huge and is the size of a European country. and its being bought up by Chinese who pretend to be blue to get Asian into Power but they're not Multi Generation Cantonese from the Railroad 1800s years and 5 generation currently. these are mainland China 1st Generation. and it's going to be awesome when they go full blown Red on everyone and conservative as fuck. they're pandering to the Blue for now.

    This is why I said I'd rather have China invade (not really, I'm pure American) over that of a bunch of Drunken asshole Russians.


    speaking of drunks. OMG Nancy Pelosi. Just retire already. I'm gonna laugh if she vomits during one of her drunken speeches. 4tehWIN
  10. #30
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Rush sucks, Getty Lee and Neil Peart are commies that didn't even do cocaine or party. You like lame music BECAUSE you are lame

    Fuck California and anyone that thinks cocaine should be illegal
  11. #31
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Rush sucks, Getty Lee and Neil Peart are commies that didn't even do cocaine or party. You like lame music BECAUSE you are lame

    Fuck California and anyone that thinks cocaine should be illegal

    actually not true. they were all huge coke heads in the 70s however they all become poster boys of value because they became family men


    same with Queen minus Freddy. all had college degrees from Engineering to foot doctor (or some shit) but Freddy wanted to be Caligula teh fagbutt
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  12. #32
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Rush is awesome, what is wrong with you? I got some rush albums because I heard system of a down was big into them and it turns out they're pretty creative and cool geeks.

    Scron what is this cocaine legality tip you are on? What preceded this?
  13. #33
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Rush is awesome, what is wrong with you? I got some rush albums because I heard system of a down was big into them and it turns out they're pretty creative and cool geeks.

    Scron what is this cocaine legality tip you are on? What preceded this?

    Please play catch-up, Sudo. k tanx
  14. #34
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master Im taking my mom for brunch at a restaurant she likes and getting her some grocery store flowers.

    I thought your mom hated you?
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