Official snooker thread

1. 2020-12-04 at 7:02 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Snooker yo
   
   Fuck your yankee 8 ball shit.
   
   Real men snook and drink and smoke roll ups fuck your wimmens over da corner pocket
   
   Bitch
2. 2020-12-04 at 7:10 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
   Prefer pool. I scrambled my fucking brains out in 10's and can't remember what each ball is worth.
   
   Also Alex Higgins was a great guy.
   
   Sore loser though.
3. 2020-12-04 at 7:17 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Fun fact
   
   Snooker originated in India
4. 2022-05-06 at 10:24 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

   Originally posted by Grylls Fun fact
   
   Snooker originated in India

   
   so did ur nan
   
   
   also 7 time world champion
5. 2022-05-06 at 11:41 AM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Instigator so did ur nan
   
   
   also 7 time world champion

   
   YO DAWG
   
   Where the fuck you been besides suckin dick in jail
6. 2022-05-06 at 12:38 PM UTC

   #6
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   sukn ure granpsasas dik fagot
7. 2022-05-06 at 1:10 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls Fun fact
   
   Snooker originated in India

   
   Another great British invention.
8. 2022-05-06 at 1:12 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I prefer pool too, Snooker tables are too big and after years of playing pool I can't get the angles right on a full sized snooker table. Plus pool doesn't require much skill, you can play it after 8 beers and while ogling the female bar patrons without it affecting your game too much.
9. 2022-05-06 at 7:35 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Another great British invention.

   
   Still originated in India
10. 2022-05-06 at 8:17 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls Still originated in India

    
    By Englishmen...It's not like the Curryheads came up with it.
    
    "It was in the officers' mess of the British Army's 11th Devonshire Regiment stationed in the Indian town of Jabalpur (Jubbulpore as it was then known) in 1875 that lieutenant Neville Francis Fitzgerald Chamberlain created the game of snooker.
11. 2022-05-06 at 8:22 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson By Englishmen…It's not like the Curryheads came up with it.
    
    "It was in the officers' mess of the British Army's 11th Devonshire Regiment stationed in the Indian town of Jabalpur (Jubbulpore as it was then known) in 1875 that lieutenant Neville Francis Fitzgerald Chamberlain created the game of snooker.

    
    therefore pool reeks of colonialism and therefore needs to be cancelled.
12. 2022-05-06 at 8:25 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny therefore pool reeks of colonialism and therefore needs to be cancelled.

    
    I say Caruthurs...did you just hear this yellafella...the beast needs a sound beating!
13. 2022-05-06 at 8:31 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    also large men playing little pool reeks of pedophillia.
    
    large men doing small helpless tables.
14. 2022-05-06 at 8:33 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny also large men playing little pool reeks of pedophillia.
    
    large men doing small helpless tables.

    
    Non sequitur, we're talking about snooker not pool
15. 2022-05-06 at 8:38 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    men who enjoy playing pools have high proclivity to offend children sexually.
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I prefer pool too, Snooker tables are too big and after years of playing pool I can't get the angles right on a full sized snooker table. Plus pool doesn't require much skill, you can play it after 8 beers and while ogling the female bar patrons without it affecting your game too much.

16. 2022-05-06 at 8:46 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Grylls Still originated in India

    
    
17. 2022-05-06 at 8:58 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls

    
    I'm having Indian for dinner tonight.
18. 2022-05-06 at 9:47 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I’m having a nigger for dinner
19. 2022-05-06 at 9:53 PM UTC

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    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Snooker is a trash nigger sport played professionally by waiter looking faggots autism geometry pinball retard game played by smoker retards who cannot play any real sport and just want to do drugs and get fucked up and shit I mean at that point just play skeeball and air hockey
20. 2022-05-07 at 6:59 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Snooker is a trash nigger sport played professionally by waiter looking faggots autism geometry pinball retard game played by smoker retards who cannot play any real sport and just want to do drugs and get fucked up and shit I mean at that point just play skeeball and air hockey

    
    ↑ no native sports