If Elon Musk buys Twitter

1. 2022-05-04 at 2:47 PM UTC

   #141
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lodger Free Just give me my eviction notice already. Fuck your free rent in your brain, you psycho fuk

   
   Seriously dude you need help
2. 2022-05-04 at 3:10 PM UTC

   #142
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by troon that will just make it bland and runny shit, not the firm stool it currently is.

   
   It'll just make people not-anonymous and thus not misbehave in ways they would feel free to if they were anonymous.
3. 2022-05-04 at 3:18 PM UTC

   #143
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by troon that will just make it bland and runny shit, not the firm stool it currently is.

   
   i like sucking it up through a straw better anyways
4. 2022-05-04 at 3:23 PM UTC

   #144
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster i like sucking it up through a straw better anyways

   
   it was the continuation of a weak metaphor, which you literalized in an attempt to be 'shockingly offensive'
   
   lol, here of all places. the fuck are yuo, 14?
5. 2022-05-04 at 3:24 PM UTC

   #145
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   here, of all places, in my half baked thread, this mister started talking about sucking FECES through a STraw!!!!
6. 2022-05-04 at 3:26 PM UTC

   #146
   

   troon African Astronaut
   lmao you really mad
7. 2022-05-04 at 3:29 PM UTC

   #147
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by troon lmao you really mad

   
   nigga
8. 2022-05-05 at 6:55 AM UTC

   #148
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Seriously dude you need help

   
   still talking to me I see. stil the same psycho fuck with OCD>
9. 2022-05-05 at 7:55 AM UTC

   #149
   smokemon Houston

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The ability to post should require nothing less than fingerprints and anal swabs.

   
   yes
10. 2022-05-05 at 8:08 AM UTC

    #150
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by smokemon yes

    
    easy as a swap handle
11. 2022-05-05 at 10:59 AM UTC

    #151
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Honey nut peños
12. 2022-05-05 at 12:53 PM UTC

    #152
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    Why can't I call Obama a nigger on Twitter yet?
13. 2022-05-05 at 1:55 PM UTC

    #153
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lodger Free still talking to me I see. stil the same psycho fuck with OCD>

    
    You can type that until your fingers bleed. It won't make you mentally stable.
14. 2022-05-05 at 2:13 PM UTC

    #154
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Why can't I call Obama a nigger on Twitter yet?

    
    Because they value non anonymous identity
15. 2022-05-05 at 2:16 PM UTC

    #155
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    there is one impostus anonymous
16. 2022-05-05 at 2:45 PM UTC

    #156
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Because they value non anonymous identity

    
    What does that have to do with calling Obama a nigger?
17. 2022-05-05 at 7:19 PM UTC

    #157
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You can type that until your fingers bleed. It won't make you mentally stable.

    
    nor you.
    
    Go rat on yourself about what you did. Turn yourself in and brag about it like you did on here. since you're the one "to have been paid to rat out Zok" like it mattered. He worked for the FBI and they buried the story and his name.
18. 2022-05-05 at 7:22 PM UTC

    #158
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
    I just want to call Obama the N word
19. 2022-05-05 at 7:35 PM UTC

    #159
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? I just want to call Obama the N word

    
    Nickles?
20. 2022-05-05 at 8:12 PM UTC

    #160
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lodger Free nor you.
    
    Go rat on yourself about what you did. Turn yourself in and brag about it like you did on here. since you're the one "to have been paid to rat out Zok" like it mattered. He worked for the FBI and they buried the story and his name.

    
    Ever heard of statute of limitations?