2022-05-04 at 5:47 PM UTC
zig zag pattern
climb fences
tip shit over
corners
any others please add
2022-05-04 at 5:55 PM UTC
Turn around and blast them
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2022-05-04 at 6:01 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Don't run it's not worth it.
2022-05-04 at 6:03 PM UTC
run into a hall of mirrors
hide in a laundry basket
join any parade that happens to march past
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2022-05-04 at 8:54 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Toss some minorities out of your pockets as you make your getaway
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2022-05-04 at 9:28 PM UTC
i cant believe its not butter
2022-05-04 at 9:49 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I never had to outrun the cops on foot before but I got away in cars over 20 times, got caught in cars trying to get away at least 7 times and I tried to get away on my 10 speed one time, they had me covered and tackled me off the bike as I was going full tilt into the puckerbrush and trees on a death run, I'm pretty glad they got me cuz it was going to fuck me up bad if I hit the wood line
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2022-05-04 at 9:53 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
One time I did get away on foot after I lost the car going up a ski trail and bailed out and ran into the woods as my car went bouncing back down the hill towards the cop car the passenger cop jumped back in through his open window as my car crashed past the cop car.
we also lost the hood cuz the shi trail access road had a cable across the road and I blew threw it like it wasnt there but it was, it made my friend cry
2022-05-04 at 10:01 PM UTC
1 Beat the scene
2 Beat the description
3 Beat the case
This memory aids reminds us to first get away from the immediate area of the cop or crime, change your appearance, a jacket going off into a dumpster or bag, or pulling one on and putting it on with the bag on under it.
Deny being in the area + not looking like who did it, let's you walk
2022-05-04 at 10:02 PM UTC
Avoid letting people see you running down the street at full speed, 1 block or 2 that's okay, don't run all the way to your destination cuz you'll draw eyes and make memories
2022-05-04 at 10:06 PM UTC
What the police do is typically set up a perimeter. It can be accomplished as a square by as little as 2 officers. The goal is to escape the immediate vicinity before they establish a perimeter, the securing of an area allows them to thoroughly comb an area with 8-12 other back up officers,
Same logic applies to car chases, as soon as they secure you with the Chopper you're on Fox6 and not gonna be able to evade your pursuers.
2022-05-04 at 10:07 PM UTC
Don't they teach kids this where you're from?
2022-05-04 at 10:13 PM UTC
if you nip in to hide in a doorway or hallway, never be tempted to have a piss because the flooring is designed to drain onto the street, which will cause a stream of urine leading the cops directly to you.
