2022-05-04 at 7:09 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Donald Trump
Don't know why that sounds hard to believe. I'm in Poland cos nothing is open in Ukraine due to the war. Why wouldn't I meet Wariat for a few drinks while I'm here?
You certainly demonstrated some Christian benevolence. I would have a hard time refraining from engineering a sadistic scenario. Sounds like a good time
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2022-05-05 at 1:50 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I was driving at night a country road earlier and a raccoon rushed in front and I put on thr breaks and kinda tried to swerve but it was still moving and ran under right front tire and made a sound. I drove for a Lil bit then decided to go back and got out and the raccoon twitched. I went over and kicked it and it didn't move. I kept staring at it for a while and figured it was either dying or playing dead and either way I should leave it. I drove off and felt shitty and really wanted to saw off the foot I kicked it with.
I learned that I should have anticipated it would keep moving and perhaps trying to allow it to go under the SUV would have been a better idea. I also definitely shouldn't have gone back
I will accept all advice on what to do in this situation next time because I believe that was the largest woodland creature I've ever killed with an automobile
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2022-05-05 at 2:01 AM UTC
I'm going to move to Nashville TN and eat lots of hot chicken. I'm going to buy a house with land and live there forever. I will have 2 dogs in addition to my present 2 cats of fortune. I will also plant lots of vegetables and herbs and shit on my land. I will stay in TN for 5+ years. Then I will kill myself.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2022-05-05 at 2:09 AM UTC
They call me John Bismillah because I always say Bismillah before I eat my food.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2022-05-05 at 2:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
I was driving at night a country road earlier and a raccoon rushed in front and I put on thr breaks and kinda tried to swerve but it was still moving and ran under right front tire and made a sound. I drove for a Lil bit then decided to go back and got out and the raccoon twitched. I went over and kicked it and it didn't move. I kept staring at it for a while and figured it was either dying or playing dead and either way I should leave it. I drove off and felt shitty and really wanted to saw off the foot I kicked it with.
I learned that I should have anticipated it would keep moving and perhaps trying to allow it to go under the SUV would have been a better idea. I also definitely shouldn't have gone back
I will accept all advice on what to do in this situation next time because I believe that was the largest woodland creature I've ever killed with an automobile
Next time just grimace and say "fuuuuck" then brace yourself, accept the inevitable, and just keep on your same path and speed and whatever happens, happens, no swerving or breaking.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2022-05-05 at 2:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
That's what I was thinking too. To react or not to react is the question
I was in the penzo with a guy who had an autistic son and was driving while high on pills on parole and a 70 something year old veteran escaped from a hospital and ran out in traffic in front of his car. This was in a city where there are alot of vets and they're revered for their servcie and prescription pills.
He kept driving, a warrant was issued and he was arrested and ended up getting 2.5 or 3 years. I was in a program with him and he talked about it and he was still pretty sour about it and really thought the guy was suicidal and from reading articles about it, it definitely seemed like he was. He just kept driving because he was high and ended up getting time over it. I think he appealed it but lost. Fucked up world. Maybe that raccoon was a suicidal vet. I honestly thought about putting it out it's misery when it twitched but then I remembered I am not the man to make that call
Yeah that's the weird thing about intoxicated driving. Like if I'm just over the legal limit driving home just fine and you, four sheets to the wind four times over the legal limit are blackout drunk walking home and you saunter out into the street in front of me in front of my green light, and I smoke you, I'm obviously gonna take the rap and all the blame. I think if a drunk driver kills a drunk pedestrian that it should cancel out and nobody gets in trouble.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2022-05-05 at 2:53 AM UTC
I am such a fucking natural born superstar, damn
2022-05-05 at 8:19 AM UTC
Moved in with gf temporarily. She wanted to go to some bar the other night after closing night if a play she performed in. Play was kinda ass but her part was good n i could drink in the theatre so i just had a bunch of beers n my flask by my feet. No one else wanted to go to this rowdy ass mexican bar but she said they had fishbowl sized margaritas n she wants to go. So we go, blah blah. I drink 2 margs n some don julio n at some point i drag her on the dance floor to grind to some regayton. She drinks like 3/4 of one n all of a sudden shes like plastered. Long story short i have to hold her hair while everyone waiting in line to get in watches her puke, i end up having to drive her home. So now not only are we not in a bar or area im familiar with, in MY car, but now Im too drunk, and cant leave my car or else itll get towed. Hop a median, blow my tire, fuck up the rim and my alignment. And then while im cursing, putting on the spare she finds a little box some girl gave me for valentines day and starts grilling me in who she is and did we fuck and blahblahblah. I said i havent asked the name of every random dude and chick youve fucked in the last year so maybe stfu for a bit. So im even more broke than i was before. Got a new credit card with 21 month 0% APR balance transfer tho tho so imma run up another 5k or so of stuff i need then quickly dump it all on that card.
She cries a lot but we do cute shit and have a ton of sex and she bites me like i like and lets me choke her. The dogs like me n sleep on my shirts when im gone n sandwich in between us at night. Supposed to be driving up north to meet her parents next weekend n attend her brothers college graduation. Im kinda nervous bc im essentially a trailer park boi with no life experience ti speak of and theyre all pretty straight laced, motivated, well paid and well adjusted all american individuals. But i texted her dad a picture of me smiling holding her hair while she puked and he gave me the thumbs up emoji so he pretty cool i think n if we talk shop he can tell me how it feels to make a milly a year doing nerd shit and i can tell him how to flip packs for the sinaloans.
tl;dr- i have no idea whats going on in my life.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2022-05-05 at 11:51 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
That doesn't really sound bad at all. If your biggest problem is needing 5k then you have very few problems. Sounds like you guys have a cute relationship and if you endear yourself to her parents they'll probably tacitly support you financially an you can tell them you need 5k for a boat or something. I think you're in a good lane rn
2022-05-05 at 12:51 PM UTC
Damn Casper is straight up hoeing his way into upward mobility. You are a straight up gigolo my nigga.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2022-05-05 at 1:25 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I do suboxone AND hydromorphone because by playing both sides I always end up fucking up
2022-05-05 at 1:29 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
This is my third day with "Santa Monica" by everclear stuck in my head. I wonder what they're doing now
2022-05-05 at 1:52 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I just looked up everclear/art alexis to see what they're doing now and learned they recorded a song with John Edward's for his campaign which is a cover of the commie national anthem "this land is your land" and now I have to find this
