Originally posted by aldra
the old fable of the scorpion and the frog
a scorpion is sitting on the shore when a frog swims by.
"please take me to to the other side," says the scorpion.
"no, you'll sting me"
"I won't"
so the scorpion climbs on the frog's back and the frog begins swimming. halfway across the river, the scorpion stings the frog.
"why have you stung me? now we'll both drown!"
"because I'm a scorpion"
"lol," said the scorpion, "lmao"
You realize it's a plagiarized-change of the old proverb of the Serpent and the Old Lady
The snake came to the door because it was raining outside and wanted to come in to seek shelter from the rain, the woman said "no, you are a venomous snake and will kill me" and the Snake said "no I wont, I just want to get out of the cold rain" so she lets the snake in and it bites her and she yells "You Bit me" and he said "You knew I was a snake"
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we are currently working on administering technologies which will enable us to verify you do exactly that. Then we're going to make you into part machine, which will make you even easier to control.
What are you some kind of spook?
Anyhow, yes this whole disinformation thing is all very thoughtcrime. I wonder how quick the descent into hell will be.
Originally posted by Lodger Free
You realize it's a plagiarized-change of the old proverb of the Serpent and the Old Lady
The snake came to the door because it was raining outside and wanted to come in to seek shelter from the rain, the woman said "no, you are a venomous snake and will kill me" and the Snake said "no I wont, I just want to get out of the cold rain" so she lets the snake in and it bites her and she yells "You Bit me" and he said "You knew I was a snake"
no
I saw a children's show recently who characterised the scorpion story in the same way
the scorpion does not wait until he's safe, he crashes the boat with no survivors because it's way funnier that way
the scorpion shitposts directly to emergency radio bands and opens fire on the police when they come looking for him
the scorpion crashes his passenger plane into a ski resort and hopes the media circus drives his bitch wife to kill herself
the scorpion prints money all day every day just to give it to niggers to spend on crack and guns
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Originally posted by Lodger Free
You realize it's a plagiarized-change of the old proverb of the Serpent and the Old Lady
The snake came to the door because it was raining outside and wanted to come in to seek shelter from the rain, the woman said "no, you are a venomous snake and will kill me" and the Snake said "no I wont, I just want to get out of the cold rain" so she lets the snake in and it bites her and she yells "You Bit me" and he said "You knew I was a snake"
OMG I SAW DONALD TRUMP GIVE THAT SPWEECH IN FRONT OF THE NATIONAL ANTI COLORED FOLX SPEECH IN SOUTHERN ALABANA KKK GRAND DUKE DAVID DRAGON MEETING EXCEPT HIS VERSION WAS ABOUT HOW ALL MEXICANS ARE CRIMINALS
Originally posted by Lodger Free
You realize it's a plagiarized-change of the old proverb of the Serpent and the Old Lady
The snake came to the door because it was raining outside and wanted to come in to seek shelter from the rain, the woman said "no, you are a venomous snake and will kill me" and the Snake said "no I wont, I just want to get out of the cold rain" so she lets the snake in and it bites her and she yells "You Bit me" and he said "You knew I was a snake"
Very first thing Trump did when he started rallying in 2015 was tell the story of the Old Woman and the Snake. He told it again after he won.
There once was a tender-hearted woman who rescued a poor, half-frozen snake from near death in the winter cold. “Take me in, oh tender woman,” the snake cries out. “Take me in, for heaven’s sake.”
So the tender-hearted woman takes the snake into her own home, warms it by the fire and feeds it milk and honey: “If I hadn’t brought you in, by now you might have died.” But instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite.
“I saved you,” cried the woman. “And you’ve bitten me, but why? You know your bite is poisonous, and now I’m going to die.” “Oh shut up, silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin. “You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in.”
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Very first thing Trump did when he started rallying in 2015 was tell the story of the Old Woman and the Snake. He told it again after he won.
There once was a tender-hearted woman who rescued a poor, half-frozen snake from near death in the winter cold. “Take me in, oh tender woman,” the snake cries out. “Take me in, for heaven’s sake.”
So the tender-hearted woman takes the snake into her own home, warms it by the fire and feeds it milk and honey: “If I hadn’t brought you in, by now you might have died.” But instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite.
“I saved you,” cried the woman. “And you’ve bitten me, but why? You know your bite is poisonous, and now I’m going to die.” “Oh shut up, silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin. “You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in.”
Don't forget kids, women can't help it. They just trust snakes. Cast your mind back to the beginning, why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of paradise? Because Eve was tempted by the serpent, which is a kind of snake. Then Eve tempted Adam, and God got mad. You had one job Eve! Don't eat the fruit from the tree of knowledge of Good and Evil. ONE FUCKING JOB!
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Prepare yourself for alien 'disclosure but in fact it will be disinformation in order to scare the world into a one world global space force and then jail will become the ministry of love and disinformation board the ministry of truth.
