What are you doing at the moment

1. 2022-05-01 at 4:32 PM UTC

   #29661
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo Everytime I see this thread I'm always in the bathroom so I'll leave what I'm doing to the imagination

   
   Let me guess. The phone is also going to ring while you're out of TP
   
   4..3..2..1
2. 2022-05-01 at 4:50 PM UTC

   #29662
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Setting up a new phone because I accidentally broke mine when I fell down the parking ramp stairs last night oopsy faisy!!
   
   
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   • the man who put it in my hood
3. 2022-05-01 at 4:51 PM UTC

   #29663
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Setting up a new phone because I accidentally broke mine when I fell down the parking ramp stairs last night oopsy faisy!!
   
   

   
   "Bought new 1200 dollar Samsung after night of heavy drinking"
4. 2022-05-01 at 4:53 PM UTC

   #29664
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut
   mmq, what's a shock case (besides Wariat court documents)
   
   Or even glass shield? Take 5 minutes next time and at best it wont spider-web if you drop it
5. 2022-05-01 at 4:56 PM UTC

   #29665
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by mmQ Setting up a new phone because I accidentally broke mine when I fell down the parking ramp stairs last night oopsy faisy!!
   
   

   
   FAKE NEWS HOW DID U TAKE THIS PICTURE?
   
   We can clearly see the reflection of Steve Jobs in the screen, which would never be possible with the screen cracked. Nice try Obama
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Lodger Free
6. 2022-05-01 at 5:05 PM UTC

   #29666
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I AM TIGER WOODS
7. 2022-05-01 at 6:04 PM UTC

   #29667
   WellHung Black Hole
   Wut a fascinating crack pattern. Frankly, it's beautiful.
8. 2022-05-01 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #29668
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo FAKE NEWS HOW DID U TAKE THIS PICTURE?
   
   We can clearly see the reflection of Steve Jobs in the screen, which would never be possible with the screen cracked. Nice try Obama

   
   Camera in his eye
   
   He's Csis cana'd'ahh
9. 2022-05-01 at 6:24 PM UTC

   #29669
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ I AM TIGER WOODS

   
   Did u crack it along with your kneecaps in that roll over?😢😢😢😐😐😐😐😐🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
10. 2022-05-01 at 6:24 PM UTC

    #29670
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung Wut a fascinating crack pattern. Frankly, it's beautiful.

    
    jedi magic
11. 2022-05-01 at 6:25 PM UTC

    #29671
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Smoking on my last break had an easy day my managers are all taking notes and staring at me lol I played hooky yesterday. They are all on OT today and clearly have nothing better to do than watch me
    
    I'm not that interesting so I don't get it. They don't watch other people I think they are trying to inttimidate me
12. 2022-05-01 at 6:26 PM UTC

    #29672
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Smoking on my last break had an easy day my managers are all taking notes and staring at me lol I played hooky yesterday. They are all on OT today and clearly have nothing better to do than watch me
    
    I'm not that interesting so I don't get it. They don't watch other people I think they are trying to inttimidate me

    
    You are being analyzed, assessed, and documented, like a particularly strange bug under a microscope.
13. 2022-05-01 at 6:42 PM UTC

    #29673
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ Setting up a new phone because I accidentally broke mine when I fell down the parking ramp stairs last night oopsy faisy!!
    
    

    
    drunk? how fucking hard did you fall to bust it like that
14. 2022-05-01 at 6:46 PM UTC

    #29674
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Rape Monster drunk? how fucking hard did you fall to bust it like that

    
    Yes. It was in my back pocket and I basically just fell directly on it against a step and bent the phone a few degrees.
15. 2022-05-01 at 10:38 PM UTC

    #29675
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Just finished vlogging my day at the state park and now gonna get Sunday dinner going ❤️
16. 2022-05-01 at 10:48 PM UTC

    #29676
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    i didnt know they grow cottons in the state park.
17. 2022-05-01 at 11:04 PM UTC

    #29677
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    lol
18. 2022-05-01 at 11:37 PM UTC

    #29678
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    The lonely bisexual man is a catty man ...,lo
19. 2022-05-01 at 11:54 PM UTC

    #29679
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I was logging today, I cut and hauled 8 logs I had to carry them 100 feet then drag them with the 4 wheeler to the house.
    4 were 30 feet long, spruce is light wood but still
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • CandyRein
20. 2022-05-01 at 11:54 PM UTC

    #29680
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    Just emptied the spam out my thread .. about to check on supper... smells delicious 😋