Space LSD

1. 2022-04-29 at 12:54 PM UTC

   #21
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

   Originally posted by smokemon What if you were tripping hard during a scheduled 5 hour space walk, but 30 minutes after you exit the airlock you have the urge to diarrhea?
   
   Would you just let it all go, ruin the suit and breathe dump fumes, or would you clench the brimstone gate with all your might for 4 and a half hours while on your psychadelic voyage?
   
   Clenching my butthole with a round in the chamber is one of my least favorite things to do.
   I would probably just give in and crap my suit.

   
   They have diapers for a reason foo.
2. 2022-04-29 at 5:27 PM UTC

   #22
   smokemon Houston
   If the other astronauts caught wind of you putting on diapers in the change room they'd probably give you a rough time from then on.
   
   "What's the matter, baby scared? Widdle baby need a baa-baa and bottle of milkies? Gonna poopoo ur pantz? lmao, FAGGOT."
   
   If you sacrificed a chicken to Moloch before each spacewalk, and use the blood to paint elaborate warpaint patterns on your face on the job, maybe they would eventually come to call you "Bloodydiaperman."