Confess to future crimes here

1. 2022-04-26 at 6:36 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
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   Let's keep this going until nothing can ever be legal
   
2. 2022-04-26 at 7:06 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut
   I'm sorry, what was your question again.
3. 2022-04-26 at 7:42 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Income tax fraud
4. 2022-04-26 at 10:40 PM UTC

   #4
   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
   Murder
5. 2022-04-26 at 10:56 PM UTC

   #5
   WellHung Black Hole
   nigger
6. 2022-04-26 at 11:05 PM UTC

   #6
   

   troon African Astronaut
   Bucha genocide denial
7. 2022-04-27 at 6:37 PM UTC

   #7
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   Littering
8. 2022-04-27 at 6:56 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut
   "A learning lesson"
   
   Starr gets it. HB-FB-QB "see ya"
   
   
9. 2022-04-27 at 6:57 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Lodger Free African Astronaut
   Doesn't work link
   
   ^lame as the the GBP Paul Hornung story
10. 2022-04-27 at 6:57 PM UTC

    #10
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by troon Bucha genocide denial

    
    I'm going to go to Ukraine to inform on Reddit to Russia then kill Zelensky.
11. 2022-04-27 at 7:01 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung There's more niggers here than the Oakland Fucking Raiders"

    
    Boys from Company C
12. 2022-04-27 at 7:06 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm gonna do a backflip
13. 2022-04-27 at 7:08 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo I'm gonna do a backflip

    
    Why not a forward one ☺️
14. 2022-04-27 at 7:11 PM UTC

    #14
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Lodger Free Why not a forward one ☺️

    
    These hips were made for twisting 🤫
15. 2022-04-27 at 7:14 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo These hips were made for twisting 🤫

    
    You're the hip priest
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Sudo
16. 2022-04-27 at 7:14 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Lodger Free You're the hip priest

    
    Tragically
17. 2022-04-27 at 7:16 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    A forward flip isn't a flip, it's a roll.
18. 2022-04-27 at 7:19 PM UTC

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    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A forward flip isn't a flip, it's a roll.

    
    A roll is hitting the floor while doing so.
    
    
    I think it's called 'trapeze roll" because high wire acts do them.
19. 2022-04-27 at 7:23 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lodger Free A roll is hitting the floor while doing so.
    
    
    I think it's called 'trapeze roll" because high wire acts do them.

    
    You win this round.
20. 2022-04-27 at 7:30 PM UTC

    #20
    

    Lodger Free African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You win this round.

    
    I just sorta guessed that
    
    Also Gigi is a walking index/spell checka