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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo I've gotten lots of things stuck in my ears over the yEARS. Bobbie pins are good for getting them out and also for scratching stuff with em

    what happens if you lose the bobby pin in there
  2. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I ain't sticking no pins in my damn ears. I did stick a hoover tube right next to it but it didn't feel any different. One of those things they use at the dentist to suck up saliva, yeah, they would be ace for cleaning out your ears.
  3. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I ain't sticking no pins in my damn ears. I did stick a hoover tube right next to it but it didn't feel any different. One of those things they use at the dentist to suck up saliva, yeah, they would be ace for cleaning out your ears.

    if you've got decent water pressure, you can use the shower to make a jet of hot water to wash your ear out.
  4. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryOnion

    REM are glowspooks

    That was a safehouse used by CIA niggers.
  5. troon African Astronaut
    that house looked a health and safety nightmare
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Twitter is now owned by an autistic African American and the world is better for it
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  7. I get words stuck in my ears all the time. Sometimes they stay there for years.
  8. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I'm still only sleeping 2 hours a night, I might go the gym and exhaust myself.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo Incorrect. I smoke good weed/shatter almost everyday as it is. Weed is a weak non pain relieving non depressant barely-a-drug. Gabbapentin/Lyrica and perhaps kadian morphine with edibles are a possibly mix I might try tho

    Try manning up and dealing with pain you pussy
  10. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Mad how much your body can go to shit after a few months not going the gym. My triceps look saggy but almost as if they're hanging off the bone skinny saggy.

    Fuck I need to put the work in and get some size back.
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  11. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Mad how much your body can go to shit after a few months not going the gym. My triceps look saggy but almost as if they're hanging off the bone skinny saggy.

    Fuck I need to put the work in and get some size back.

    My gut got big af during covid and driving Uber.

    I can't see me doing situps anymore

    My back is rekt
  12. peedy would have post 9/11
  13. Anyone who thinks the world is better due Elon Musk buying Twitter is probably terminally online and needs to go outside.
  14. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Anyone who thinks the world is better due Elon Musk buying Twitter is probably terminally online and needs to go outside.

    Correct. It only redresses the harm done to the world by the loss of Steve Jobs.

    I estimate the gay marriage of Obama and Trump would now be required to acctually make the world better.
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    burns are my least favourite injury
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Anyone who thinks the world is better due Elon Musk buying Twitter is probably terminally online and needs to go outside.

    I zee you are triggered by paki mcgurkinson no longer being the big banana over at the Twitter factory. I like Elongated Muskrat and think he makes good business decisions and shitposts. If he is serious about retooling the algorithms it could have ripple effects elsewhere, and the possibility of banning almost nothing is very sexy. It doesn't seem like Twitter is a huge money maker so I have to imagine he's doing it for semi altruistic reasons
  17. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    The faggot homo looking cunt Jack Dempsey. He just personifies the edgey tech billionaire yuppie faggot persona with that beard.


    **cringe**
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  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Anyone who thinks the world is better due Elon Musk buying Twitter is probably terminally online and needs to go outside.

    Trigger announcement
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My other baby mom unblocked me today after almost a year and an ex with the same name as my current baby mom is messaging me trying to flirt and we're unsuccessfullu trying to convince each other we're both off drugs.

    WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN THO??
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  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley The faggot homo looking cunt Jack Dempsey. He just personifies the edgey tech billionaire yuppie faggot persona with that beard.


    **cringe**

    I agree but sadly he seems a little more down to earth than the other tech billionaire faggots I'm aware of
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