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The bums in my neighborhood make me sick.

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    You see them everywhere all the time.
    Wearing 51/50 hats and basketball shoes, dragging wagons around with boom boxes in them as they pick up random trash off the street for whatever junkie project they've concocted.
    One guy rides a bicycle with a thing on the back you'd normally see for a baby but for him it's for scrap metal.
    Literally every bicycle has a boom box taped or zip tied to it.
    I catch them in the alley shooting dope.
    They always are looking under cars for spoons and catalytic converters.
    I can't leave anything in my car over night for fear they will punch out my window and steal it.
    It sucks we can't just round them up and force march them into the river.
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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Get a few of them to fight over some fent and post it online.
    Bumfights 2.0
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  3. #3
    Bradley Black Hole
    Damn you have no compassion for other human beings just because they don't have a home and are trying to live their own life in your greater vacinity.
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  4. #4
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats You see them everywhere all the time.
    Wearing 51/50 hats and basketball shoes, dragging wagons around with boom boxes in them as they pick up random trash off the street for whatever junkie project they've concocted.
    One guy rides a bicycle with a thing on the back you'd normally see for a baby but for him it's for scrap metal.
    Literally every bicycle has a boom box taped or zip tied to it.
    I catch them in the alley shooting dope.
    They always are looking under cars for spoons and catalytic converters.
    I can't leave anything in my car over night for fear they will punch out my window and steal it.
    It sucks we can't just round them up and force march them into the river.

    Don't be such a toxic person.

    They should be rounded up for shelter and dry out centers and told not to loiter but other then that, it's taking personal 1st amendment rights away.

    If they're not living in tents on your street like in Cali, who cares. Have a sheild welded around your catalytic converter
  5. #5
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Have two shields welded
  6. #6
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Have two shields welded

    joe biden is going to weld you inside your house forever
  7. #7
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster joe biden is going to weld you inside your house forever

    I'll find a way out.

    I'm proficient at tunnel boring with Waluigi and I making underground parking structures and all. And if we fail, Tuff-Shed

    We'll try again and again
  8. #8
    Maybe if drugs were legal they wouldn't have to buy them from criminals they could get a job and buy things from a store instead of meeting Tony under a bridge and getting stabbed in the eye for a hit of cocaine when there are entrepreneurs out there willing to import and sell it without sticking a gun in someone's face
  9. #9
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    free fentanyl could be the answer to your problems
  10. #10
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by POLECAT free fentanyl could be the answer to your problems

    Good call
    He could either give it out or use it to put himself out of his misery
  11. #11
    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fonaplats You see them everywhere all the time.
    Wearing 51/50 hats and basketball shoes, dragging wagons around with boom boxes in them as they pick up random trash off the street for whatever junkie project they've concocted.
    One guy rides a bicycle with a thing on the back you'd normally see for a baby but for him it's for scrap metal.
    Literally every bicycle has a boom box taped or zip tied to it.
    I catch them in the alley shooting dope.
    They always are looking under cars for spoons and catalytic converters.
    I can't leave anything in my car over night for fear they will punch out my window and steal it.
    It sucks we can't just round them up and force march them into the river.

    Thing I hate is seeing a bum wearing Jordan 5's and begging. I threw a beer and bounced it off the fuckers head for fun.
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