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funny situation in a bar im at

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    there is a cool group of people behind me the only ones beside me in this backroom here where this dude is with these two hot chicks. funny as conversation. first he mentions he enats ro go to malta soon (where i was at) as his dream place or vacation. now the conversation turned to gaming. and get this guys these chicks are ganers too. theyre tslking sbout stesm some game i didnt hear on steam he has like two hundred hours on and one of the fhicks mentioned over a hubdred hours. they dont even look bad these gamer chicks. very fucksble guys, my pants btw are pissed stained i literwlly came with sweate and after twking a pies my entire front part is wet,
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i feel fucking embarassed like i literwlly must have pissed on myself or my sweats i have to wait like two hrs to leave this place now. i have my 3ds and ipad tho.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    How much monies do your parents give you every month to stay away from them?
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Wariat they dont even look bad these gamer chicks. very fucksble guys, my pants btw are pissed stained i literwlly came with sweate and after twking a pies my entire front part is wet,



    Originally posted by Wariat i feel fucking embarassed like i literwlly must have pissed on myself or my sweats i have to wait like two hrs to leave this place now. i have my 3ds and ipad tho.

    dude lol if you drink till you piss on yourself you need to stop going out.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i barely even drank maybe three beers before i pissed on myself.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    do you piss on yourself when sober
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    Originally posted by Wariat

    That looks like a Sith Lord
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Wariat i barely even drank maybe three beers before i pissed on myself.

    wuty
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood wuty

    Yeah that's a whole other problem altogether.

    I've pissed myself after drinking before but not often and we're talking like at least a two six or an entire case of beers or some shit like that.
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    Hey OP I'm going to Ukraine to visit Groceries Girl on Monday by train, so I'll be staying in Warsaw Sunday night if you want to meet up and get some drinks on me, and maybe even go get laid in one of those brothels you guys have over there.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Hey OP I'm going to Ukraine to visit Groceries Girl on Monday by train, so I'll be staying in Warsaw Sunday night if you want to meet up and get some drinks on me, and maybe even go get laid in one of those brothels you guys have over there.

    Hit me up man
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Hey man if it happens were gonna get so fuked up it will be legendary on here.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Wariat Hey man if it happens were gonna get so fuked up it will be legendary on here.

    take lots of pics pls
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    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    I hope a flash goes off while he's taking a photo in which a very paranoid married man thinks Wario is a gumshoe hired by the man's wife, cheating on her. Then he leaves, puts the woman in a cab, waits for Wario to leave the bar and follows him to a dark location and kills him in an alleyway and takes his phone and smashes it and throws it and wario into a river and gets away with doing so.

    The End!
  16. #16
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ill pay you the money i got paid to be nice to wariat to hitman him instead
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Wariat there is a cool group of people behind me the only ones beside me in this backroom here where this dude is with these two hot chicks. funny as conversation. first he mentions he enats ro go to malta soon (where i was at) as his dream place or vacation. now the conversation turned to gaming. and get this guys these chicks are ganers too. theyre tslking sbout stesm some game i didnt hear on steam he has like two hundred hours on and one of the fhicks mentioned over a hubdred hours. they dont even look bad these gamer chicks. very fucksble guys, my pants btw are pissed stained i literwlly came with sweate and after twking a pies my entire front part is wet,



    Originally posted by Wariat i feel fucking embarassed like i literwlly must have pissed on myself or my sweats i have to wait like two hrs to leave this place now. i have my 3ds and ipad tho.



    Originally posted by Wariat
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Wariat is becoming dog
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