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  1. #41
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    they can be anxious

    have you seen those 'cat calming diffusers', like the air fresheners you plug into the power point? the way they work is that the scented liquid is impregnated with cat 'trust' pheremones. if you've had cats before you've probably noticed they headbutt or rub their faces on people and things they like - there are pheremone glands on their faces and it transfers to you, letting other cats know that you're trustworthy

    the diffusers pretty much just flood the room with pheremones that indicate it's safe; every vet I've been to uses them nowadays
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  2. #42
    Theoretically, you could smear a crocodile with cat trust pheromones and the cat wouldn't know anything was up until it was in the belly.
  3. #43
    troon African Astronaut
    I wonder if there's some half-way house where the cat would get clawed and chewed and generally tortured impassively for fun, then left to die.

    See how the fuck they like it.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by troon I wonder if there's some half-way house where the cat would get clawed and chewed and generally tortured impassively for fun, then left to die.

    See how the fuck they like it.


    Do what?
  5. #45
    troon African Astronaut
    I WANT TO SEE CATS GET TREATED LIKE THEY TREATED MY PET HAMSTER!!!

    jeezus fucking christ, what's wrong with your brain?
  6. #46
    Cats are evil that's for sure. They'd kill you if they were bigger no matter how well you've looked after it. My last two cats were both cats I rescued off the street from certain death and are/were they grateful, fuck no...they happily destroy things and try to lacerate me any chance they get. The Squirty water gun doesn't phase them either.
  7. #47
    Originally posted by aldra they can be anxious

    have you seen those 'cat calming diffusers', like the air fresheners you plug into the power point? the way they work is that the scented liquid is impregnated with cat 'trust' pheremones. if you've had cats before you've probably noticed they headbutt or rub their faces on people and things they like - there are pheremone glands on their faces and it transfers to you, letting other cats know that you're trustworthy

    the diffusers pretty much just flood the room with pheremones that indicate it's safe; every vet I've been to uses them nowadays

    its also how they spread parasites to you.
  8. #48
    Originally posted by troon I WANT TO SEE CATS GET TREATED LIKE THEY TREATED MY PET HAMSTER!!!

    jeezus fucking christ, what's wrong with your brain?


    I don't know that's what I'm trying to figure out
  9. #49
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Iseedivision I have been thinking of a therapy pet but where I live pet are not allowed without drs note

    k so get a doctors note
  10. #50
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by aldra e scented liquid is impregnated with cat 'trust' pheremones. if you've had cats before you've probably noticed they headbutt or rub their faces on people and things they like - there are pheremone glands on their faces and it transfers to you, letting other cats know that you're trustworthy

    the diffusers pretty much just flood the room with pheremones that indicate it's safe; every vet I've been to uses them nowadays

    You really think cats care about short term scent coating you for the sake of other cats knowing you're a trustworthy individual?

    you really believe this bro?
  11. #51
    Originally posted by cigreting k so get a doctors note


    Yeah I probably will but also it's a 300 dollar fee
    And I don't have that kind of money right now
  12. #52
    Bradley Florida Man
    fuck you need a doctor for?
  13. #53
    Originally posted by Bradley fuck you need a doctor for?


    For the note
  14. #54
    Originally posted by Bradley fuck you need a doctor for?

    Real jobs often require proof you are actually sick versus coughing down the phone and saying "ughhhh I can't come in today I have a 24hr bug or something that will miraculously be gone tomorrow"
  15. #55
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley You really think cats care about short term scent coating you for the sake of other cats knowing you're a trustworthy individual?

    you really believe this bro?

    ...yes? most of their communication is through pheremones
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