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Im washing my hands in the sink and...

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    My buddy is washing his hands in the sink next to me.

    He asks "Are you here for the same reason I am?"

    I reply, "Just getting the cheddar cheese off man".

    Then I look at him and ask "wtf are you doing washing your hands?"

    He replies, "Just enjoying the holiday".

    And we go back to work.

    I never needed a special holiday to get high off my ass.
    Smoking weed is good but I opted to not after wasting countless thousands of dollars on it and never ending up with anything more than ashes when it was all smoked up.

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "weed"!
  2. #2
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Haha! Banned
  3. #3
    Washing hands? what are you one of those jedi homosexuals that thinks covid is real or something? You know washing hands isn't even proven to do anything in fact the water spittle of particulates from your hand end up in a ring around the sink, on the floor, walls, door knob and especially all over YOU

    It's just the water kikes they want you to waste 30 seconds of soap and water when you can simply rub your hand against your pants which is more sterilize and less wasteful. Don't buy into the whole "wash your hands wear a mask" hype it's all bullshit the virus can go right through masks like a door wide open and they are swimmers they love to swim their mothers loved to swim and they love soap

    WAKE UP SHEEPLE

    also happy 420
  4. #4
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Washing hands? what are you one of those jedi homosexuals that thinks covid is real or something?

    Hand washing predates covid by at least 4 months..dummy.
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