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So I learned how to use chopsticks properly for the first time last night

  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    And now I’m on the way to a seaside town called Whitby with 4 Filipino wimminz 🫠

    Thinking of some bullshit to entertain them with
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, flips don't even use chopsticks
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Filipinos aren't very attractive as a race. When they're mixed I submit it is possible but taken on their own they look pretty Mongo
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    What happened to you Christmas chink did she realize how much of a piece of shit you are ahahahaja
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    Whitby eh? livin large.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    il cum n ur but faget
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    The 18 best things to do in Whitby...but then it only lists 16...fucking lol

    https://www.timeout.com/whitby/things-to-do/best-things-to-do-in-whitby
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    kek

    the title was overly ambitious
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Do thr locals call it "shitby"?
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    Missing #17 is the fact Whitby is one of the UKs top dogging hotspots.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood What happened to you Christmas chink did she realize how much of a piece of shit you are ahahahaja

    Which one? She messaged me recently asking when I’m coming back

    And that’s a possibility with the Philippines nearby
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Missing #17 is the fact Whitby is one of the UKs top dogging hotspots.

    And you’d know that how?

    Anyway we just left Sukhothai in Harrogate
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    Originally posted by Grylls And you’d know that how?

    As if you don't remember...
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    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Neat coastal village. What did it set you back for her and her friends?

    Also it's 'Filipinas' unless...
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    The pastors wife paid all, restaurant fish n chips in Whitby and then on to Harrogate for sukothai

    Oh and I stole a cool plaque for my parents place while the pinos were busy trying on bullshit bracelets

    Today I’m invited to London overnight too but this is mentally draining and it’s on a bus 😑
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    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    This will prove your stamina and commitment. You should go.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free This will prove your stamina and commitment. You should go.

    Hmmm I now get the sense she’s travelling the world and she has the money to do so - she’s been to so many different countries and what’s more is she’s seen more of the UK than I have

    One day she might pack up and continue on to somewhere else

    But while she’s on the way to London (after paying me £25 to take her to the station when a taxi is half the price) I’m looking back at the pictures realising now she must really love me so much and I don’t know why so maybe shes decided she belongs here

    And it’s my birthday on Monday god only knows what she has planned for that 😬
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    You took money off your "girlfriend" to take her to the station?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Grylls And it’s my birthday on Monday god only knows what she has planned for that 😬

    murder-suicide
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You took money off your "girlfriend" to take her to the station?

    I didn’t take anything, she randomly paid £200 in to my bank acc last week and I was like wtf (which I returned)

    The £25 she put in my bank I didn’t ask for today but I’ll accept that for fuel money etc - she doesn’t drive
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