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Playdate looks awesome

  1. #1
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/playdate-review

    watch the video embed guys. It apparently will come with new games exclusive to it sort of simple but addicting games I imagine like the old pegasus system in Poland I had and loved as a kid. Or the original gameboy. But the games will appear out of the blue when you wake up in the morning to surprise you by wifi.
  2. #2
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist


    looks sick.
  3. #3
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I'll stick to the steam handheld
  4. #4
    that's retarded
  5. #5
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/playdate-review
  6. #6
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/playdate-review

    watch the video embed guys. It apparently will come with new games exclusive to it sort of simple but addicting games I imagine like the old pegasus system in Poland I had and loved as a kid. Or the original gameboy. But the games will appear out of the blue when you wake up in the morning to surprise you by wifi.

    Dude you can buy these knockoffs off of Amazon with 4000 Nintendo style shit games for around 20 bucks. Looks just like this or the original Gameboy.

    The plastic housing is flimsy according to star ratings, Chinese people 3D printing thin plastic cases. So look for ones with decent cases in review.
  7. #7
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Given this is a Wariat thread titled “Play Date looks awesome” imagine my surprise to open it and not find him posting about meeting up with some 13 year old girls for an actual “play date”

  8. #8
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Given this is a Wariat thread titled “Play Date looks awesome” imagine my surprise to open it and not find him posting about meeting up with some 13 year old girls for an actual “play date”


    It's the only reason for positive input of buying those crappy knockoff games.
  9. #9
    all you would have to do is jail break it so the games that get uploaded to the drive get copied over to a computer for anyone to play and their entire business model goes out the window

  10. #10
    troon African Astronaut
    if you have to jail break anything, its probably a shit product anyway.
  11. #11
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    last time wariat had a playdate he got deported out of the country
  12. #12
    Originally posted by troon if you have to jail break anything, its probably a shit product anyway.

    you don't have to and there probably isn't much incentive for a person to do so. Maybe if some tech dude gets one as a gift he might get bored and just completely destroy this company by posting their reverse engineered code plus all the games FOR FREE so you can just play them on your phone.

    Also the crank just sounds like they took a joystick, made it retarded and stuck it on sideways. The games would probably play better on a controller with an analog stick LUL

  13. #13
    troon African Astronaut
    yeah, it's got an sdk and dev tools, so it'd probably okay if it didn't cost 180 bucks.
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