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What do you do when you feel alone/sad

  1. #21
    i take the gray pill.

    Originally posted by benny vader sounds like OP needs the GRAY PILL.

    this is a gray pill :



    gray pills come in protective bronze capsules like these :



    you put the bronze capsule into a pill dispenser cartridge that looks like this :




    you then shove the pill dispenser cartridge into a pill dispenser that looks like this :



    you then administer the gray pill by putting the pill dispensing end of the pill dispenser into your mouth and pull the ''dispense lever'', like this :

  2. #22
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by gadzooks I drink until I run out of money.

    maybe this is why ur gf wants to kill you
  3. #23


    Imagine using target practice bullets to blow your brains out instead of hollow points
  4. #24
    cigreting Dark Matter
    stop being a whiney fag about life, get your ass up and do something productive
    do you live in a mud hut in niger?
    if the answer is no then you dont have shit to complain and be depressed about
  5. #25
    Have you tried staring off into a point in space for a few hours, in a state of focused meditation?
  6. #26
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Have you tried staring off into a point in space for a few hours, in a state of focused meditation?

    STFU u crusty old faggot who never goes outside
  7. #27
    wow, harsh
  8. #28
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Lodger Free STFU u crusty old faggot who never goes outside

    rough crowd tonight
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  9. #29
    Originally posted by Lodger Free STFU u crusty old faggot who never goes outside

    *slaps Lodger Free upside head*
  10. #30
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free STFU u crusty old faggot who never goes outside

    that was really uncalled for man
  11. #31
    troon African Astronaut
    I go outside. It's lovely to just watch the world happen without actually participating.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Sudo I get even


    I have no one to get even with
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Iseedivision I have no one to get even with

    Get even with yourself then.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Buy a hamster.



    I have been thinking of a therapy pet but where I live pet are not allowed without drs note
  15. #35
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Get an anxiety monkey I heard they can be quite wild when they have panic attacks and are quite easily proveked into them
  16. #36
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Iseedivision I have been thinking of a therapy pet but where I live pet are not allowed without drs note

    my lease agreement says I'm not allowed to have a cat so I got 2
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  17. #37
    Originally posted by aldra my lease agreement says I'm not allowed to have a cat so I got 2

    what are other a something your not allowed.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Get an anxiety monkey I heard they can be quite wild when they have panic attacks and are quite easily proveked into them


    I would get a cat
  19. #39
    I have an anxiety alligator.
  20. #40
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I don't think cats get anxiety

    When I worked at a pet store we sold holistic dog anxiety pills and the picture on the box was of a thunderstorm and a scared looking dog. Idk why but it was strangely funny to me even though a dog being scared isnt' that funny and I would pat the poor lil puppers head and tell it calming words

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