2022-04-20 at 6:30 AM UTC
Impossible.
Forgot that I washed the linens yesterday or maybe yesterweek and I went to fold them because if I don't my girlfriend will have a cow and at first I thought I was doing pretty good getting the pillow cases into smaller folded up pillow cases but then came the one sheet that's not fitted and it is just so big I couldn't fold it up without it touching on the dog piss floor.
Then I got to the dreaded fitted sheet which it too was so long it was touching the dog piss floor.
Suddenly a pillow case fell out of it that I guess I missed and the whole thing fell on the dog piss floor.
I picked it up really fast because 5 second rule but when I tried folding the fitted sheet again it turned into a glob of fabric.
I got annoyed and hauled it into the kitchen where the floor isn't dog piss and I did a much okayer job sorta but by the time I got it over to the pile of other linens it was once again a giant fucking glob.
I tried one final time to make it into some sort of stupid square but it kinda looks more like a herniated trapezoid.
Anyways, fuck it. She can yell at me if she wants too.
I'm just going to hope she gets the pillow case I dropped on the dog piss floor and not me.
2022-04-20 at 7:01 AM UTC
Mr big shot over here with sheets on his mattress
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2022-04-20 at 7:33 AM UTC
whats wrong with squares of water
2022-04-20 at 12:50 PM UTC
Who cares about folding sheets?
