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When parking, why are pickup truck drivers so adamant about backing into their parking spot?

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, is backing in quicker and easier than backing out, in a race against the clock?
  2. #2
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Early morning backing out with more traffic is a hassle. If there is traffic when you get home, you pull in forward then adjust it before going to bed if need be.

    So it's easier to get out in the morning pulling out forward.

    Also when you're at a mall, always back in if you can, because car jacking is a crime of opportunity, so you can pull out fast if you see 4 guys run up on you. Most people don't carjack alone unless they're running from the cops.

    And finally, if you pull up to a drive through ATM, have your card ready before getting to the machine and don't put car in park, but rather keep it in low or second, and one foot on the brake in case some group tries to rob you.


    This has been your daily advice for not getting Jacked, Jack.
  3. #3
    it made them feel like backing into their lovers
  4. #4
    blaster master victim of incest
  5. #5
    energy
  6. #6
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Vehicle traffic is one of the reasons, heavy pedestrian traffic if its in that type of area.
    if its going to snow i like opening my garage door and driving straight out
  7. #7
    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, is backing in quicker and easier than backing out, in a race against the clock?

    No they are just being pussies who can't reverse worth a shit.
  8. #8
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, is backing in quicker and easier than backing out, in a race against the clock?

    No, it's not quicker or easier. People who back in to parking spots will tell you "Uhhh it's safer when you are pulling out"...it's a crock of shit of course.

    No, the reason it they think they are awesome drivers and backing into spots is a flex "Look at me, I have such precise control of my vehicle that I can back into this spot right here"...meanwhile a normal person has pulled in forwards and already in the store.
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  9. #9
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Backing out is annoying onto a roadway and doing it in the morning is a pissoff. Backing into a spot with an 8 foot box is a serious flex. It's basically more convenient when you can be arsed to do so
  10. #10
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Excellent question u ask op, btw guys full disclosure here I work for a company that sells CRM software and i have a bro beard and gel in my hair ( but I literally think were the best even if I could b biased cuz of that 😂😂🤣 ) so anyways first we have to understand what a parking lot is or as the yanks call it a car park muriel websitter describes a car park lot as an area where cars or other vehicles may be left temporarily. now at first you might be saying "well DUH" but it really says it all if you want to get to the crux of the matter.

    When I was a boy I remember riding with my family in theyre sedan and they would park it ..................

    edit:OMG LITERALLY I GOT LIKE 10 UPVOTES THANK YOU SO OOOOOO MUCH GUYS I CANT BELIEVE THIS DAY
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  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    thank you, Professor. I appreciate the detailed response.
  12. #12
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by A College Professor Excellent question u ask op, btw guys full disclosure here I work for a company that sells CRM software and i have a bro beard and gel in my hair ( but I literally think were the best even if I could b biased cuz of that 😂😂🤣 ) so anyways first we have to understand what a parking lot is or as the yanks call it a car park muriel websitter describes a car park lot as an area where cars or other vehicles may be left temporarily. now at first you might be saying "well DUH" but it really says it all if you want to get to the crux of the matter.

    When I was a boy I remember riding with my family in theyre sedan and they would park it ………………

    edit:OMG LITERALLY I GOT LIKE 10 UPVOTES THANK YOU SO OOOOOO MUCH GUYS I CANT BELIEVE THIS DAY

    You are too good for this website
  13. #13
    Originally posted by A College Professor yanks call it a car park

    Yanks call it a Parking garage or parking lot, a car lot is where you buy a car...a car park is what an Englishman calls it
  14. #14
    cigreting Dark Matter
    a car park is something a faggot would call a parking lot
  15. #15
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Backing out in the daytime is no trouble, backing out at 5 am when it's dark outside is a potential hazard.

    and like I said before, people don't always get home (Especially Winter when it's dark at 5pm) and back right in. they pull into the driveway, park, go eat dinner. fiddle around until bed time, go outside and then open the garage door and back in carefully so they can pull straight out in the morning. because if they get home, and try and back in, there kids, dog, wife or traffic around them could potentially get hit.

    those backup cameras suck. especially if you don't keep them wiped. the sun glare certain times of the day. if it rains there is beads and you see moving rain drops that look like people and slam on the brake only to realize it's a fucking water droplet on the lens.

    lots of reasons I chose to back in, or pull over a stall that's head to head with another spot so I don't have to back in.

    I miss my truck now. I had a Dodge Ram extended cab and bed. 8 foot bed.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, it's not quicker or easier. People who back in to parking spots will tell you "Uhhh it's safer when you are pulling out"…it's a crock of shit of course.

    No, the reason it they think they are awesome drivers and backing into spots is a flex "Look at me, I have such precise control of my vehicle that I can back into this spot right here"…meanwhile a normal person has pulled in forwards and already in the store.

    awful driver detected.
  17. #17
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sometimes on a hot summer weekend day I'll drive about an hour away to Detroit Lakes and pick a nice shaded spot right next to a popular boat launch, cover up with a towel and slip my hand down my pants, and just quietly jack off to the hundreds of hot studly men, all cool and calm backing their fancy broats into the lake, ALL EYES ON THEM. There's probably 1 female driver for every 12.5 male drivers.

    And yes I do cum, and yes I just let it soak into the same towel all day long as I continue to sit under it.

    Also yes people do know what I'm doing and sometimes offer to help which I gladly accept. It becomes a thing, festival of sorts, everyone gets into it.

    The truth of the matter is, I'm sure it feels pretty kewl to show off not only your truck, but also your broat and your fancy backing up skills to the random looky-loos like me that are paying attention.
  18. #18
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ Sometimes on a hot summer weekend day I'll drive about an hour away to Detroit Lakes and pick a nice shaded spot right next to a popular boat launch, cover up with a towel and slip my hand down my pants, and just quietly jack off to the hundreds of hot studly men, all cool and calm backing their fancy broats into the lake, ALL EYES ON THEM. There's probably 1 female driver for every 12.5 male drivers.

    And yes I do cum, and yes I just let it soak into the same towel all day long as I continue to sit under it.

    Also yes people do know what I'm doing and sometimes offer to help which I gladly accept. It becomes a thing, festival of sorts, everyone gets into it.

    The truth of the matter is, I'm sure it feels pretty kewl to show off not only your truck, but also your broat and your fancy backing up skills to the random looky-loos like me that are paying attention.

    sounds slightly gae
  19. #19
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting sounds slightly gae

    I thought you were razzing him with a FTFY but sadly he really typed that. I think he secretly is gay for dudes
  20. #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Which part was gay even?
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