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  1. Kafka sweaty
    I’m thinking of how Murakami it’d be if the Botox lady ended up living in the house my dad was born in.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Very glad I have the day off. I'm going to use drugs and play a bunch of games.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    More than being known for, say, his prose style or his richly plotted narratives, Murakami is beloved for the genre he has created, his own particular take on magical realism, recognizable by tropes like pasta, cats, an oppressive sense of loneliness, and secret worlds that coexist in or beside our own.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Spaghetti and the other world are closely related.
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    About to go up to the track ..with a butt !
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Pretty sure he lives in the Old South, up in them thare mountains.

    I live in the great New England area and I am not defined as any types you know of
    I'm a little redneck, hillbilly, hippy, yankee, conspiracy theorist, constitutionalist, FREE AMERICAN who thinks for hisself and does for himself as seen fit at the time.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by mmQ More than being known for, say, his prose style or his richly plotted narratives, Murakami is beloved for the genre he has created, his own particular take on magical realism, recognizable by tropes like pasta, cats, an oppressive sense of loneliness, and secret worlds that coexist in or beside our own.

    Have you read him, what’s your favourite book?
  8. G African Astronaut
    Seeking the double today before UFC provisions err likker & pizza lol.


    Sat. (AM)

    Road Bike - 6 miles = 30 minute total
    Preacher Curl (Machine) - 50 = 5 sets of 10 @ 80#s
    Incline Bench - 60 = 6 sets of 10 @ 120#'s
    Ab Coaster - 200 = 4 sets of 50 @ moderate incline


  9. Kafka sweaty
    Playing Lego with my nephew this is the first time I’ve played with Lego I’m in over my head
  10. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Wearing extraterrestrial skin for novelty in masturbation

    Nothing biological is safe from this
  11. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Zanick Wearing extraterrestrial skin for novelty in masturbation

    Nothing biological is safe from this

    bih wah
  12. Kafka sweaty
    I’ve been up since 2am
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    About to wake and bake ....passed out for a few hours...
  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Spaghetti and the other world are closely related.

    you might be crammed into a spaghetti machine still alive by a china man
  15. Kafka sweaty
    My nephew’s almost five, I woke up and his lil hand was clutching my t-shirt ;_;

    It’s 2am now and I want to study
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  16. Originally posted by Kafka My nephew’s almost five, I woke up and his lil hand was clutching my t-shirt ;_;

    He's probably looking for a breast feeding.
  17. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    checking my phone every 5 minutes for VTO
  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i think i might have had a mental episode from stress because there is no way that justnfucking happened ?????

  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    IM GOING THE DISTANCE IM GOING FOR

    SEE YU FAGGOTS NEXT WEEEK EEHEHEHEHEHEEESPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

  20. G African Astronaut
    https://v2.sportsurge.net/watch-3398-ufc-fight-night-luque-vs-muhammad-2
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