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My girlfriend got bit in the pussy by a pitbull.

  1. #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Step kids dogs latched on and viciously ate out my girlfriend.
    She is quite bloody and driving home.
    She is too scared to even look at the damage.
    Hopefully they can reconstruct it.
  2. #2
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I got a video message that started out "Don't be mad but..." And then she went on to tell me how this dog chomped down on her lady parts.
    WTF.

    I hope she calls me out of work to go take care of the kid.
  3. #3
    wariat was right
  4. #4
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It's because she was on or finishing her period
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  5. #5
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    my worldwide likes to give it a nibble every now and then ig
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Try resetting the vagina.
  7. #7
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    does it look like lasagna now
  8. #8
    Bradley Black Hole
    Pics?
  9. #9
    Bradley Black Hole
    are you gonna kill the dog? how old is it?
  10. #10
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Originally posted by Bradley are you gonna kill the dog? how old is it?

    He could just kill the girlfriend. Put her out of his misery.
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  11. #11
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    she was prolly gettin it on with the dogo and it went wrong and she made up a story to hide the truth
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  12. #12
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Why does fona end up in these weird situations?
  13. #13
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Why does fona end up in these weird situations?

    Because she cancelled on Salsa dancing last weekend and the hispanic woman put a curse on my girlfriend.
  14. #14
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Because she cancelled on Salsa dancing last weekend and the hispanic woman put a curse on my girlfriend.

    That curse ain't going away anytime soon my friend.

    Sucks for you guys.
  15. #15
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Because she cancelled on Salsa dancing last weekend and the hispanic woman put a curse on my girlfriend.

    just use a healing crystal to make it go away
  16. #16
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Rape Monster does it look like lasagna now

    hangs like sleeve of wizard
  17. #17
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Have you tried unplugging the vagina, waiting 10 seconds, and plugging it back in?
  18. #18
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    doggy like arby
  19. #19
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Step kids dogs latched on and viciously ate out my girlfriend.
    She is quite bloody and driving home.
    She is too scared to even look at the damage.
    Hopefully they can reconstruct it.

    How's your girlfriend's pussy
  20. #20
    Bradley Black Hole
    Do you live with her step child roo
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