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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Lodger Free What

    I'll remote view your faggotry and have prints made of it.

    the CIA considered a 20% success rate to be satisfactory and they never even got anywhere near that.

    you're dying. we're all dying, but I've seen your photos and you look like you're literally melting into the pavement. you're profoundly unhappy, and you're just trying to distract yourself from the fact that you're almost certainly going to die in the front seat of an Uber, probably from nigger-related circumstances.
  2. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra the CIA considered a 20% success rate to be satisfactory and they never even got anywhere near that.

    you're dying. we're all dying, but I've seen your photos and you look like you're literally melting into the pavement. you're profoundly unhappy, and you're just trying to distract yourself from the fact that you're almost certainly going to die in the front seat of an Uber, probably from nigger-related circumstances.

    Sounds like a faux front wet work
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why is some kind of elaborate assassination more likely to you than just getting blacked like everyone else?
  4. Being a wholesome and well rounded individual. Ordering in some food before she goes up to her parents. Watching Tokyo Vice. Deciding on a vacation destination.
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    who even are you
  6. Originally posted by mmQ Why then did you not account for the foxes looking around to make sure they're safe?

    The darting about was included in the observation.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The darting about was included in the observation.

    You said a fox would get in there in 40 mins, a total arbitrary number you made up.
  8. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Just fucking realized I missed my 2nd to last exam in astronomy on accident...oh well I'll do it tomorrow at a 25% late penalty.

    Oh well I'm still guaranteed a b...fucking bullshit I woulda got an a
  9. Originally posted by aldra who even are you

    I dont even know dude. Feel like daniel day lewis right now, playing a role in a movie about some normie faggot
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Magic....
  11. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I dont even know dude. Feel like daniel day lewis right now, playing a role in a movie about some normie faggot

    I know where you're going with that
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Getting ready to go to work. Haven't been there in over a week lmao!
  13. Kafka sweaty
    In a waiting room to get Botox. I’ve decided to binge eat and see how I feel about my weight. So far I’ve had a cream bun, salmon on wheaten bread and three sausage rolls. Have a pack of mentos in my pocket.
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka Botox

    why

    there are better reasons to IM poison
  15. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra why

    there are better reasons to IM poison

    I’m a perfectionist. It turned out the Botox lady is from my dad’s village.
  16. Kafka sweaty
    I hurt my back yday dunno how, maybe from walking, it’s not an ache it’s pain.
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m a perfectionist. It turned out the Botox lady is from my dad’s village.

    you're too young to be worried about that, it'll just give you spastic face muscles when you're older
  18. Kafka sweaty
    She had to be in her 30s at least and said she moved to the village when she was a girl and didn’t know anyone, that all the old villagers knew each other. Tbh I remember this new houses being built and people complaining that they didn’t know their neighbours anymore.

    What I’m thinking is maybe in future I can introduce her to people, she was v friendly.
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Is your dad an African villager
  20. Kafka sweaty
    Idk wtf I'm running on, today's hectic but nice.
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