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Where Wariat is going wrong

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    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Besides the fact he's an ugly hunchback convicted paedophile, he's straight up asking girls to lick his fucking ass the faggot weirdo. If he tried actually winning these girls/ corpses over, maybe grabbing a drink, or fruit shoot in the girls' case; He could work on building trust thus arousing interest.

    Fuck me, what a hunchback.


    Star Trek?
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    Kafka sweaty
    I don’t trust any guy who buys me a drink
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    a real gentleman just straight up hands you the roofie
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Besides the fact he's an ugly hunchback convicted paedophile, he's straight up asking girls to lick his fucking ass the faggot weirdo. If he tried actually winning these girls/ corpses over, maybe grabbing a drink, or fruit shoot in the girls' case; He could work on building trust thus arousing interest.

    Fuck me, what a hunchback.


    Star Trek?

    that would take a lot of time and coming back to the same place multiple times which i never do. i never go to the same bar often in a row and am always moving around. same shit with like yogfa or mma classes. i would go once a week or two then do something else or go to a diff class in the same gym etc.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i just have a very nomadic personality.
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    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra a real gentleman just straight up hands you the roofie

    I asked a girl in the toilets if she wanted some Valium then she asked me if I wanted to come into the cubicle with her. Could work
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    Kafka sweaty
    Idk what girls see in me tbh I feel like I’m empty
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I worked with a guy a long time ago who used to always say he 'wished he was gay because they seem to have more fun'. he was a hardcore degenerate with a lot of horrible stories. used to go to gay clubs to try and score drugs - would wait for someone to invite him to the bathrooms and he'd prefix it with 'yeah but not for sex though'


    I guess it worked for him, maybe
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk what girls see in me tbh I feel like I’m empty

    we all are, most people just don't like to think about it so they fill the hole with shitty pop culture references and 'I stand with Ukraine' or whatever the current thing is
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    Kafka sweaty
    I hate going out with girls bcus at some point when they’re really drunk they have these breakdowns in the bathrooms or think there’s drama bcus they can’t hear what people say over the music, lot of anxious girls as well idk why I get stuck with them
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    Kafka sweaty
    I would end up alone in the graveyard eating a kebab
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    sounds like you're the last one to stick around and tolerate their nonsense and they don't return the favour
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    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra sounds like you're the last one to stick around and tolerate their nonsense and they don't return the favour

    I usually ditch but they have other people to take care of them
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    Kafka sweaty
    Looooool I’m just bitching about them here but have to meet one in a few hours. It’s these Victorian gardens to pick up weed and I asked her if she wanted to come as well.
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    Originally posted by Wariat that would take a lot of time

    You've wasted 35yrs on a method that doesn't work so far...
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    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Besides the fact he's an ugly hunchback convicted paedophile, he's straight up asking girls to lick his fucking ass the faggot weirdo. If he tried actually winning these girls/ corpses over, maybe grabbing a drink, or fruit shoot in the girls' case; He could work on building trust thus arousing interest.

    Fuck me, what a hunchback.


    Star Trek?

    how many times do you think of warriat per day.
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    Originally posted by Kafka Idk what girls see in me tbh I feel like I’m empty

    i have contents i can fill you up with.
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    Oolon Colluphid said it best in his trilogy of philosophical blockbusters:

    Where Wariat went wrong

    Some more of Wariats mistakes

    and

    Who is this Wariat person anyway?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka I asked a girl in the toilets if she wanted some Valium then she asked me if I wanted to come into the cubicle with her. Could work

    What was she doing IN THE TOILETS? I hope she washed herself afterward. Seems like an odd place to hang out.
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    Originally posted by Kafka I don’t trust any guy who buys me a drink

    you wouldn't like me then because I am an alcohol enjoyer that likes to spend money
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