Fona 4-12-2022

1. 2022-04-12 at 5:08 PM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Typical day.
   Woke up late AF.
   Dilly dallied around the house a bit.
   Light socket keeps making arcing and popping sounds so I turned it off.
   Going to ask Luigi how to fix it later.
   Wanted to go to the city and drop off tax stuff but I only took 3 sheets of paper from work and I needed 9 to print this out so I e-mailed it to my mom but now I have to go see her.
   Planning on getting it all finished up tomorrow.
   Have made zero progress getting that man his paypal account information. Going to try some stuff next time I go see him.
   GF has to take the kid to the dentist today and will be leaving before I even do.
   Need to go put some silicone on the spray want cover to the kitchen sink.
   Also need to silicone my windshield as I busted off some of the rubber shit scraping ice off this winter and now when it rains I get hit by water sometimes.
   Easter is this weekend and I am to put a trampoline together for the kid to bounce on.
   Opened the instructions and they say it takes 2 people 2 hours to put together.
   The next nice day will be Thursday.
   Also, there is a Minnie Mouse bed that needs assembled.
   My cats are afraid to go upstairs at all after the dogs tried to eat them the other day....
   Also, my dick is broken.
2. 2022-04-12 at 5:26 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   You need to be going to work and bringing home the bacon.
3. 2022-04-12 at 5:41 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Your not old enough to have a broken dick.
4. 2022-04-12 at 6:33 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by AngryOnion Your not old enough to have a broken dick.

   
   Apparently Gabapentin causes ED in men.
   Im glad it doesn't cause it in women...
   Although with Joe Biden as president a lot of women have dicks so maybe it does.
5. 2022-04-12 at 11:16 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   I ended up going to my mom's house and grabbing some paperwork she printed out for me.
   Then I hit up the Handyman Hardware Store to refill my propane. While I had some time to kill I wandered their isles and picked up a nice tool belt for $17 and 7ft of chain that was on my shopping list.
   
   
   
   
   
   Tomorrow I should have a new video out on my Dis Old House Youtube channel for you guys.
   Won't be the door video but I'm going to leave you guessing on what it will be.
   Should turn out sweet and hopefully you'll all be in awe of my awesome abilities and the tips and tricks I'll share.
   
   Work is heavy tonight and I'll be lucky to get home on time.
   
   Lately it feels like the mornings are going by too fast and Im not accomplishing much so I set my alarm back 55 minutes in hopes I can do more.
   
   Hope you all are having a great day.
   
   -Fona
6. 2022-04-12 at 11:21 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Classy, smoking with a propane tank in the car
7. 2022-04-12 at 11:35 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Apparently Gabapentin causes ED in men.
   Im glad it doesn't cause it in women…
   Although with Joe Biden as president a lot of women have dicks so maybe it does.

   
   it aint broke till a fine ass 19 year old cant get it hard
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