2022-04-12 at 3:32 AM UTC
Folks, I always take a little extra time to do the right thing.
2022-04-12 at 4:04 AM UTC
I piss in the shower but aim it right at the drain so it doesnt splatter all over
2022-04-12 at 6:38 AM UTC
I usually pee outside.
Even if you are a Black Ops pisser and shoot your shot down the side of the bowl, it still splatters everywhere.
Eventually the nether regions of your toilet will be coated in the dreaded dark orange piss-smegma.
I suppose sitting down to pee would mostly fix that, but is highly gay.
Women: "Me so jelly! You can pee anywhere!"
Men: "With great power comes great responsibility"
2022-04-12 at 7:11 AM UTC
i wear adult diapes so i can game longer and harder
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2022-04-12 at 7:44 AM UTC
aldra
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2022-04-12 at 10:13 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Guys..just imagine.
A tiny penis with no nuts beneath it, an empty coinsack if you will, draped over the side of a yellow stained sink, filling it with transvestite urine. Then scron comes in and starts performing fellatio on it while a gram of meth that he shoved up his ass is dissolving and the bundy in his gut is scourging his remaining brain cells.
Welcome to Canada.
2022-04-12 at 11:25 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I pee in Gatorade bottles and put them back in the shelf. It's an altruistic act I do because piss tastes better than yellow Gatorade
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2022-04-12 at 12:10 PM UTC
Narc
Space Nigga
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
I piss in the sink like normal people.
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2022-04-12 at 2:13 PM UTC
We already have a thread like this.
My opinion hasn't changed.
The sink wins every time.
And why shouldn't it? Most sinks are mounted in a way that supports adult males who needs to take a piss.
Pro's:
1. The amount of urine on the toilet + floor is reduced to nearly the same level as if you were sitting.
2. We don't have to touch the toilet at all, effectively decreasing the daily amount of fecal matter recommended.
3. I don't have anymore. Its just the easiest and most natural feeling thing to do, for me anyway.
Con's:
1. It will leave some stains and start to smell, so you need to clean the sink once in a while otherwise your girl will find out and she might not appreciate it.
2. That's it, no more cons.
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2022-04-12 at 2:17 PM UTC
lol, i forgot where i was writing.
As if anyone here has a girl hahaha.
Skip that part mah dudes, free your penis and use the sink as much as u like.
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2022-04-12 at 2:48 PM UTC
on the wall.
like real men.
2022-04-12 at 4:08 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Rofl this thread screams none of you have a gf if u piss in the fucking sink haha
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2022-04-12 at 6:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by RIPtotse
Guys..just imagine.
A tiny penis with no nuts beneath it, an empty coinsack if you will, draped over the side of a yellow stained sink, filling it with transvestite urine. Then scron comes in and starts performing fellatio on it while a gram of meth that he shoved up his ass is dissolving and the bundy in his gut is scourging his remaining brain cells.
Welcome to Canada.
Or, you know, don't imagine that. That was always an option. What a weird thing to spend your time fantasizing about.
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2022-04-12 at 6:36 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
THEYRE TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY!!!!!!
