User Controls

This dude has the best job in the world

  1. #21
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I worked 4 days this month, 2 a week.
  2. #22
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Wariat I guess if I was just less lazy in life and took such jobs or volunteer positions etc id probably have many younger girlfriends by now or conquests. but yea bars is garbage full of filth and social media are rude little bitches.

    you have literally never done anything your entire life just like rock nose lmao. Actual wastes of fucking space yikes. Actually rock nose at least pushed carts at walmart for a week and then quit which is probably more "work" than you've ever done. How many guys out there are trying to fuck teenagers that have a cool car and sunglasses and a cool job like Epstein? You are nothing in the eyes of simplistic youth that can be easily coaxed with the pleasure of rich life

    Imagine being middle aged never had a girlfriend or a job. Top fucking kek

  3. #23
    Originally posted by AdMech What's the endgame here?

    I mean, maybe you've already thought of this; I dunno. But just in case you haven't considered it, teenage girls grow up and become adult girls. (There's probably a word for that concept.)

    Why so focused, therefore, on dating them? Are you going to leave them later, or do you hope they'll stay cute and innocent? Maybe it would be better to find a girl who isn't a teenager who is still cute and innocent, thereby proving she won't become unattractive to you later.

    wait why am I taking this seriously

    get preteens for longer useable duration.
  4. #24
    AdMech Yung Blood
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny get preteens for longer useable duration.

    The problem is: no hips, low libido, poor conversational skills...

    The problem with teenage girlfriends is that they're always like "will you leave me when I'm not a teen any more" and they won't believe you when you're like "I'm not a fucking pedo I LOVE you you silly girl" and it causes lots of fights until she's like 25 and finally admits dating a teenager didn't mean you were a creep after all.

    Not that I would know

    In Wariat's case, I think he's doomed because he IS a creep. Girls can sense it. The secret to making teenage girls consider you dateable is [redacted because Wariat might use it for evil].
  5. #25
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by AdMech In Wariat's case, I think he's doomed because he IS a creep. Girls can sense it. The secret to making teenage girls consider you dateable is [redacted because Wariat might use it for evil].

    having a car
  6. #26
    AdMech Yung Blood
    Originally posted by aldra having a car

    I was thinking along the lines of "don't be a fucking weirdo" but your way might also work
  7. #27
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    and no i dont have one now due to having duis in california and never getting a license here but even when i did i wasnt successful as i had no balls to invite them for rides or in the actual car and even unlike them i never had the balls to yell at them or people from window of a car like they did to me or do in places like santa cruz. hence why i failed.
  8. #28
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by AdMech I was thinking along the lines of "don't be a fucking weirdo" but your way might also work

    Oh believe me I look way better and less weird and act less weird than that stupid manager or owner in poland the other day touching those young women for rejecting him and he still is i am sure operating that business and gets support by his even plak female staff helping to kick them out for him.
  9. #29
    AdMech Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Wariat and no i dont have one now due to having duis in california and never getting a license here but even when i did i wasnt successful as i had no balls to invite them for rides or in the actual car and even unlike them i never had the balls to yell at them or people from window of a car like they did to me or do in places like santa cruz. hence why i failed.

    I don't think inviting them for a ride in your car or yelling at them from the window is a good idea.

    I mean pfft, I'm rich, good-looking, and hilarious, and even I don't think I could make that work.

    You need an excuse to interact with them, so you can show them your personality. Assuming it's a good one. For example, consider going to a...

    ...wait, no, I still feel like giving advice on this might end up in you hurting someone. It kinda seems to me that your intention is just "have nasty sex then leave" and lemme tell you brother that is no way to treat a sensitive young woman. They want more than that.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by AdMech The problem is: no hips, low libido, poor conversational skills…

    caucasoids girls are different i guess. asians develop early.



    see, very pronounced hips.
  11. #31
    AdMech Yung Blood
    I feel uncomfortable now
  12. #32
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by AdMech I don't think inviting them for a ride in your car or yelling at them from the window is a good idea.

    I mean pfft, I'm rich, good-looking, and hilarious, and even I don't think I could make that work.

    You need an excuse to interact with them, so you can show them your personality. Assuming it's a good one. For example, consider going to a…

    …wait, no, I still feel like giving advice on this might end up in you hurting someone. It kinda seems to me that your intention is just "have nasty sex then leave" and lemme tell you brother that is no way to treat a sensitive young woman. They want more than that.

    but thats what they do or did to me in california in santa cruz in particular this pacular white girl with reddish hair would start yelling or talking from a moving car and acting like she knew me or something and just making random shit up.
  13. #33
    elaborate on the nature of your discomfort.
  14. #34
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    wasnt that a good excuse to offer her an alternative to that teacher today saying i also am native speaker in english that i fuked up not trying or taking it up on earlier?
  15. #35
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Wariat and no i dont have one now due to having duis in california and never getting a license here but even when i did i wasnt successful as i had no balls to invite them for rides or in the actual car and even unlike them i never had the balls to yell at them or people from window of a car like they did to me or do in places like santa cruz. hence why i failed.

    yeah no shit you are too autistic to pick up girls without a car.
  16. #36
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    What was the op I missed it.

    Fucking keeping a wariat file is literally a full time job damn near
Jump to Top