I got locusts at the petshop today

1. 2022-04-09 at 11:04 PM UTC

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   Donald Trump Black Hole
   People buy them for their liserds, so they are fairly cheap. I'm just after feeding them a fresh cabbage leaf from my cabbage patch, and I'm watching them devour it. It's probably the first time they have eaten in weeks.
   
   
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2. 2022-04-09 at 11:09 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump People buy them for their liserds, so they are fairly cheap. I'm just after feeding them a fresh cabbage leaf from my cabbage patch, and I'm watching them devour it. It's probably the first time they have eaten in weeks.
   
   

   
   Raise a swarm and let them be free.
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3. 2022-04-09 at 11:55 PM UTC

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   Donald Trump Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats Raise a swarm and let them be free.

   
   That would be hilarious.
   
   But I think I'd rather catch a frog and see if he can eat these big fuckers.
4. 2022-04-09 at 11:58 PM UTC

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   Donald Trump Black Hole
   
   
   Fucking savages.
5. 2022-04-10 at 12:47 AM UTC

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   Silver Fox 7172 Houston

   Originally posted by Donald Trump
   
   Fucking savages.

   
   Can we see the liserd eat them now?
   
   
   Remember Tom Green in road trip. Lol. The mouse and the python
   
   Old movie, we just watched.
6. 2022-04-10 at 12:50 AM UTC

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   Donald Trump Black Hole

   Originally posted by Silver Fox 7172 Can we see the liserd eat them now?
   
   
   Remember Tom Green in road trip. Lol. The mouse and the python
   
   Old movie, we just watched.

   
   I do not have a liserd. We don't have wild liserds in Ireland either.
   
   I have decided I will probably try to feed them to a frog (an amphibian) when they no longer please me. However Irish frogs are used to eating far smaller insects than these big guys, so it'll be interesting to see how it goes.
7. 2022-05-17 at 1:28 AM UTC

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   Donald Trump Black Hole
   Just got back from 3 weeks away. My mom fed the bugs with some bolted (gone to seed in the first year) cabbage plants. They got much bigger, very impressive. 2 dead, and my computer was turned off and the bugs were sedentary. I might have turned it off before I left or not, I can't remember. They crave the heat from my bitcoin mining. They're huddled together here, at the warmest part of the aquarium, right above my computer.
   
   
8. 2022-05-17 at 2:09 AM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Just got back from 3 weeks away. My mom fed the bugs with some bolted (gone to seed in the first year) cabbage plants. They got much bigger, very impressive. 2 dead, and my computer was turned off and the bugs were sedentary. I might have turned it off before I left or not, I can't remember. They crave the heat from my bitcoin mining. They're huddled together here, at the warmest part of the aquarium, right above my computer.
   
   

   
   are there any kind of drugs you can use in food to enhance them somehow?