Hey Danny explain this shit

1. 2022-04-09 at 4:06 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Vanny, not Danny. Fucking android keyboards.
   
   https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_Xiuquan
   
   The second deadliest war in human history was run by some chink who went crazy during his exams and declared himself Jesus Christ's younger brother.
2. 2022-04-09 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   we'ren ot supposed to talk about him but he was the earliest wave of holymen who took any conventional religion and converted thousands and ran them into neighboring fiefdoms
   
   i read 3 fictional novels set in that era, they use the spreading of christianity to an illiterate population but with the david koresh ending that results in mob rule.
3. 2022-04-09 at 4:17 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   On 30 July 1864, Qing forces uprooted, beheaded, and burned his body. His body had been exhumed on the orders of Zeng Guofan to verify his death, and then was cremated. Hong's ashes were later blasted out of a cannon in order to ensure that his remains have no resting place as eternal punishment for the uprising.[50]
4. 2022-04-09 at 4:29 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Bradley On 30 July 1864, Qing forces uprooted, beheaded, and burned his body. His body had been exhumed on the orders of Zeng Guofan to verify his death, and then was cremated. Hong's ashes were later blasted out of a cannon in order to ensure that his remains have no resting place as eternal punishment for the uprising.[50]

   
   Jokes on the Qing Dynasty. In Christianity you don't need your body to be whole in order to go to heaven. Not that this guy would get into heaven but still.
5. 2022-04-09 at 4:41 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   they didn't want a shrine built for him that future rebellions would rally around
6. 2022-04-09 at 4:59 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Bradley they didn't want a shrine built for him that future rebellions would rally around

   
   Yet they martyred him anyway.
7. 2022-04-09 at 5:11 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   yea u didn't keep ur enemies alive back then.
8. 2022-04-09 at 5:23 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Bradley yea u didn't keep ur enemies alive back then.

   
   Especially the ones that could raise an army at the drop of a hat.