2022-04-07 at 2:41 PM UTC
Ok why can't I be an egg though?
2022-04-07 at 3:06 PM UTC
Reading the court transcripts from a high profile celebrity case ..💗
2022-04-07 at 10:01 PM UTC
Girl no it was Meg thee stallion vs Tory Lanez
2022-04-07 at 11:28 PM UTC
Shitting entire bone in chicken wings out my ass
2022-04-08 at 1:38 AM UTC
Pooping at work. Learning to poop in front of a cute girl opens up whole new poopy horizons.
2022-04-08 at 2:39 AM UTC
About to take a candlit bubble bath 💗
2022-04-08 at 5:39 AM UTC
The Titanic is no more ..we’ve all been completely submerged into the water .. it’s complete and utter chaos!
Jack.. my boyfriend..has held onto me under the water so we can reach the surface but we’ve just become separated and I’m so scared, I can’t see anything!
But I’m finding my way
Luckily I’ve finally reached the surface.. I can breathe..
Jack ?! Jack !? Where are you Jack !? 💙
2022-04-08 at 5:48 AM UTC
Lol . It’s so embarrassing, is it some type of reenactment where u are Rose? 😆
2022-04-08 at 5:50 AM UTC
Everything in first person 😂
2022-04-08 at 5:59 AM UTC
It’s supposed to be funny , ya Klingon lmao
2022-04-08 at 6:07 AM UTC
Please lol ..find someone else to talk to..use your personality to make a conversation with someone who isn't me....
Do you understand?
2022-04-08 at 6:10 AM UTC
Lol no I don’t understand…I’m literally on a forum
2022-04-08 at 6:11 AM UTC
I'm swimming in a sea of people...the water is so cold...i can't find Jack anywhere...
Jack!?
Jack!?
Some guy is literally using my head as leverage to stay afloat..I'm literally about to drown...
There's Jack!
He just punched tf out of that guy .
Now.. we're swimming to safety 💙