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My girlfriend gave me a hall pass

  1. 2022-04-06 at 10:23 PM UTC
    #1
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I don't want to use it though

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  2. 2022-04-06 at 10:34 PM UTC
    #2
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Girlfriend hall passes? Like permission to do something?

    I can't imagine groceries girl giving me something like that. She'd rip my balls off.
  3. 2022-04-06 at 10:43 PM UTC
    #3
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Her way of letting you know she’s already moved on.
  4. 2022-04-06 at 10:46 PM UTC
    #4
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
    Hmmm, to sa ve it for later or sell it decisions decisions
  5. 2022-04-06 at 10:48 PM UTC
    #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Her way of letting you know she’s already moved on.

    ;_;
  6. 2022-04-06 at 10:59 PM UTC
    #6
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What was it a hall pass to do?

    Play 100+ hours of Mein Kraft a week?
  7. 2022-04-06 at 11:30 PM UTC
    #7
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump What was it a hall pass to do?

    Play 100+ hours of Mein Kraft a week?

    okay that would be epic
  8. 2022-04-07 at 12:30 AM UTC
    #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump What was it a hall pass to do?

    Play 100+ hours of Mein Kraft a week?

    I already do that
  9. 2022-04-07 at 2 AM UTC
    #9
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I hate how that shitty movies "permission to cheat" got added to the lexicon
  10. 2022-04-07 at 11:47 AM UTC
    #10
    Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]
    A hall pass to her butthole I hope.
  11. 2022-04-07 at 1:13 PM UTC
    #11
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I thought ur girlfriend had a dick. Albeit without balls but Def a dick down there.
  12. 2022-04-07 at 1:18 PM UTC
    #12
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Not much going on in the hall. It's just a long room with a few doors.
  13. 2022-04-07 at 1:32 PM UTC
    #13
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Except the kids in the hall.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. 2022-04-07 at 1:54 PM UTC
    #14
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Except the kids in the hall.

    none of them have a hall pass...they're heading to detention.
  15. 2022-04-07 at 2:04 PM UTC
    #15
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    hell pass
  16. 2022-04-07 at 2:45 PM UTC
    #16
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I ripped it up in her face and said "This relationship is more important to me than a stupid pass!" she's upset with me but understands
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