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  1. Originally posted by Sudo What's your heart rate right now?

    What's your BMI?
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Oh you ninja edited your post. Furiously insecurely too.
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence What's your BMI?

    Higher than your IQ
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Casper looks kind of like a less shit/J'ewish Ethan Klein
  5. Originally posted by Sudo Oh you ninja edited your post. Furiously insecurely too.

    Wow you're getting really desperate with these lies huh.

    Are you shaking right now?
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra Casper looks kind of like a less shit/J'ewish Ethan Klein

    Casperagus has higher cheekbones
  7. Kafka sweaty
    Idk if it’s me or everyone else I’ve gotten in the way of five cars and three people so far. Noticed I was staring at the atm for awhile.
  8. Kafka sweaty
    The lady who does my eyebrows is like that guardian angel in jacobs ladder. She just went on lecturing me about all the creeps and weirdos in the world and to watch out and tbh I never thought of drink spiking.
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka The lady who does my eyebrows is like that guardian angel in jacobs ladder. She just went on lecturing me about all the creeps and weirdos in the world and to watch out and tbh I never thought of drink spiking.

    Good Hairdressers and estheticians are therapists for women and are good at telling energies and vibes. They usually have problems of their own though. Very similar to how bartenders are for males.

    On a side note, I just got a ps4 but don't really know any games. It came with the last of us and I want to play red dead redemption 2 but can't think of any others
  10. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo Good Hairdressers and estheticians are therapists for women and are good at telling energies and vibes. They usually have problems of their own though. Very similar to how bartenders are for males.

    On a side note, I just got a ps4 but don't really know any games. It came with the last of us and I want to play red dead redemption 2 but can't think of any others

    She also owns a bar. I’m gonna call it off with that girl and just pay her back for the ticket I just have a bad feeling
  11. Casper looks nothing like Ethan Kline, he is 1000000x better than Ethan Kline could ever be, Eathan a fat disgusting faggot retard whose day has infiltrated his brain, he has always been a pathetic pussy and a retard.

    Casper is smart, actually funny, actually charming, actually personable, actually good looking, and he isn't even that fat... Eatan was just hospitalised for having gastric shititis, which you get from taking antibiotics and then ingesting SHIT. literal SHIT. It is literally a fecal infection, C Diff Colitis.

    And he is so fat he frequently calls sick off work (i.e. the easiest job in the universe) with weak ass excuses that are a paper thin cover for being too fat and lazy to work that day.
  12. Kafka sweaty
    All I can think of is GTA.
  13. Kafka sweaty
    I just cancelled on her she’s gonna be crushed cuz she was spamming me so much about it
  14. Kafka sweaty
    I feel awful bcus she’s obv mentally ill and crushed now but she was overstepping boundaries spamming me in three different apps saying the same things and I need sleep
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka She also owns a bar.

    Shit get her on the line, I need a therapist that isn't $210/hour
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    fuck I forgot about this classic



    YOUR DICK IN MY ASS MAKES YOU GAY
    MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH MAKES YOU REEEALLLY GAY
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  17. Kafka sweaty
    Still haven’t slept, dunno if I should just drink
  18. Originally posted by Kafka …dunno if I should just drink

    Like... water?
  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    This lady just lost her baby because the government took it away for mental health reasons so now she has to make money to prove to them she is fit and can keep her child so please consider buying some freshly pumped milk from this freshly post pregnant woman.




  20. So just the nipples alone hold up the milking apparatus?
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