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Do u feel weird star trek
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2022-04-01 at 8:50 PM UTCOr at least the first time you did it to pay for sex? I dont think i can go through with it. It feels so weird paying for somethibg like that. Something that should be natural ir free even the rimming.
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2022-04-01 at 8:52 PM UTCStar Trek doesn't need to pay whereas you'd be lucky getting sucked off a goat.
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2022-04-01 at 8:53 PM UTCNo, didn't feel weird. I was impressed how easy it was. I only ask for normal sex though, nothing like rimming.
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2022-04-01 at 8:54 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-01 at 9:18 PM UTCTrue paymenr comes in some form alwqys.
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2022-04-01 at 9:35 PM UTCHey star trek how much extra would u pay for a rimming while Holding a fart in?
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2022-04-01 at 9:38 PM UTC
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2022-04-01 at 9:41 PM UTCI payed for an escort one time when I was like 18 or 19. Drunk at home alone just called one of the random ads they had in the newspaper. I had stolen like 400 dollars from a desk drawer from my rich Uncle a few days before so I was like whatever, let's check this out.
I didn't even get to see what they looked like beforehand I just got my choice of black or white and I chose black for fun. She showed up with her DUDE to like make sure I was legit and then I gave him the money and he's like ok, you got an hour.
She was pretty tiny and good looking I kinda like to think she was happy that I was a good looking young kid and not some obese crusty old man. Basically we had a drink and then made out, did the foreplay stuff and then fucked and I came inside of her and that was about it.
"Thank you, that was a pleasure."
Gave her hug and that was that.
Genuinely didn't even know we'd have sex just thought it was actually a thing where she'd just get naked and dance for me or something but whatever.
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2022-04-01 at 9:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I payed for an escort one time when I was like 18 or 19. Drunk at home alone just called one of the random ads they had in the newspaper. I had stolen like 400 dollars from a desk drawer from my rich Uncle a few days before so I was like whatever, let's check this out.
I didn't even get to see what they looked like beforehand I just got my choice of black or white and I chose black for fun. She showed up with her DUDE to like make sure I was legit and then I gave him the money and he's like ok, you got an hour.
She was pretty tiny and good looking I kinda like to think she was happy that I was a good looking young kid and not some obese crusty old man. Basically we had a drink and then made out, did the foreplay stuff and then fucked and I came inside of her and that was about it.
"Thank you, that was a pleasure."
Gave her hug and that was that.
Genuinely didn't even know we'd have sex just thought it was actually a thing where she'd just get naked and dance for me or something but whatever.
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First few time I got an escort it was like "oh you're tall and funny and good looking, why don't you have a girlfriend".
Now it's more like "oh you're tall and funny but you are fat, I can see why don't you have a girlfriend". -
2022-04-01 at 9:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump First few time I got an escort it was like "oh you're tall and funny and good looking, why don't you have a girlfriend".
Now it's more like "oh you're tall and funny but you are fat, I can see why don't you have a girlfriend".
I'd tell them I DO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. MANY IN FACT. this should be YOUR pleasure, not mine. -
2022-04-01 at 9:50 PM UTC
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2022-04-01 at 9:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump Last few I told then I have a girlfriend. They don't like that. Pretty much all escorts seem to think of what they do as some sort of paid dating or something.
Well I wouldn't want to get off on the wrong foot but I'd also like to tell them you ain't nothing special yourself honey so get to work this dick ain't gonna suck itself. -
2022-04-01 at 9:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Well I wouldn't want to get off on the wrong foot but I'd also like to tell them you ain't nothing special yourself honey so get to work this dick ain't gonna suck itself.
I was with some fat hooker in Kyiv around Christmas. She had like 10k in debt - not much to me but a big deal in Kyiv where incomes are lower. She sucked like crazy and was great, wanted kids, would have been perfect, but she was fat and smoked and had massive hair and was only 1 year younger than me and I just didn't find her attractive. Most of the time when I was with her even though I was enjoying the conversation I was hating her cos she wasn't groceries girl. -
2022-04-01 at 11:25 PM UTCevery 20 something in North America has that much debt lol and these people want to move here?!
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2022-04-01 at 11:35 PM UTC
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2022-04-01 at 11:42 PM UTCWell they are stupid, that place is the ass end of earth maybe one step above Africa literally irrelevant on the global industrial stage and nobody would even notice if they were gone. Truly a shame since KIEV is literally the spiritual homeland of the RUSSIAN EMPIRE and Romanov dynasty
I would invest in Africa before Easter Europe at least niggers have population numbers going for them while these fucks sit around and let Putler stomp all over them. Like COME ON people we sent you stingers and you're already giving into peace talks?? FUCK THAT PUSH THEM BACK AND TAKE A STATE FROM THE BEAR!!!!!!
Oh wait you can't because you gotta rely on the FIRST WORLD for handouts instead of building your own nukes like chad North Korea.
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2022-04-01 at 11:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump First few time I got an escort it was like "oh you're tall and funny and good looking, why don't you have a girlfriend".
Now it's more like "oh you're tall and funny but you are fat, I can see why don't you have a girlfriend".
same thing happened to me.
the first time she was like ''i wish youre my boyfriend''
most recently they are like ''would have done this if i were your daughter''.
