The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition

1. 2022-04-01 at 9:58 AM UTC

   #421
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo I'm really bad at stealing. When I don't pay for items in self checkout my arms get heavy my knees get weak and my palms get sweaty and one time I even threw up a bit of my Moms spaghetti on my sweater due to my anxiety

   
   Yeah I actually enjoy doing this knowing I can afford it then act all insulted when they ask why I haven't scanned half the items.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo
2. 2022-04-01 at 10:02 AM UTC

   #422
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   The ones here you have to scan the item, then place each item individually on a weigh-scale immediately afterward. The item is measured to the tenth of a gram and verified against the price. If you weigh it, but don't scan it, an audible warning sounds. If the item is scanned, but not weighed, an audible warning sounds. If you even remove a plastic bag from the hooks before the purchase is fully complete, an audible warning sounds.
3. 2022-04-01 at 10:02 AM UTC

   #423
   

   Artificial Intelligence Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Yeah I actually enjoy doing this knowing I can afford it then act all imsulted when they ask why I haven't scanned half the items.

   
   Lol. Just act like you don't understand, you slid the box across the thing and that's where your responsibility ends.
4. 2022-04-01 at 10:38 AM UTC

   #424
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The ones here you have to scan the item, then place each item individually on a weigh-scale immediately afterward. The item is measured to the tenth of a gram and verified against the price. If you weigh it, but don't scan it, an audible warning sounds. If the item is scanned, but not weighed, an audible warning sounds. If you even remove a plastic bag from the hooks before the purchase is fully complete, an audible warning sounds.

   
   When that happens I motion a worker over and tell them their machine is fucking up so they scan their card and it works again. They have shopping carts that lock up when leaving too and they swarm you, however half the time people aren't even stealing and they Lock up.
   
   It's funny that wal mart and big stores know people are going to steal and believe that is an acceptable loss for efficiencies and not having to hire employees sake.
5. 2022-04-01 at 10:44 AM UTC

   #425
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The ones here you have to scan the item, then place each item individually on a weigh-scale immediately afterward. The item is measured to the tenth of a gram and verified against the price. If you weigh it, but don't scan it, an audible warning sounds. If the item is scanned, but not weighed, an audible warning sounds. If you even remove a plastic bag from the hooks before the purchase is fully complete, an audible warning sounds.

   
   Yes Spectral, that's how a self scanner works.
6. 2022-04-01 at 1:04 PM UTC

   #426
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   SWIM may or may not have accidentally forgotten to scan a box of chicken fingers this morning then went home and ate steak for breakfast
7. 2022-04-01 at 2:48 PM UTC

   #427
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   if I were to make a pair of sap gloves with horse shoes on them, how many people could I beat to death before the police realise that it's not a horse trampling people in their own homes
8. 2022-04-01 at 2:58 PM UTC

   #428
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Probably like, 1.
9. 2022-04-01 at 2:59 PM UTC

   #429
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I don't like your attitude
10. 2022-04-01 at 3:01 PM UTC

    #430
    Kafka sweaty
    I’m worried that tomorrow will be overwhelming, Belfast girls can be aggressive. Specifically I’m worried about getting in a fight, being mugged, getting hypothermia, having to listen to that girl rambling all night. This sounds dramatic but I’m serious. I hope I run into Charlie though. He’s homeless but a safe person.
11. 2022-04-01 at 3:02 PM UTC

    #431
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    1 hospital nursery I meant. You get get trick the cops if you kept it condensed to one densely packed large hospital nursery, if you just be sure to leave a few extra clues around like horse hair and horse shit.
12. 2022-04-01 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #432
    

    Artificial Intelligence Tuskegee Airman
    Interviewing candidates on Monday
13. 2022-04-01 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #433
    Kafka sweaty
    I might take citalopram tomorrow it makes me calm even on coke, I don’t talk much.
14. 2022-04-01 at 3:11 PM UTC

    #434
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    that's the stuff my girlfriend's on, seems relatively mild compared to some of the others
15. 2022-04-01 at 3:13 PM UTC

    #435
    

    Artificial Intelligence Tuskegee Airman
    Kafka is a compulsive liar
16. 2022-04-01 at 3:13 PM UTC

    #436
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by aldra that's the stuff my girlfriend's on, seems relatively mild compared to some of the others

    
    I took it for two months and was like a zombie the whole summer, didn’t read a single book, so I don’t recommend it.
17. 2022-04-01 at 3:15 PM UTC

    #437
    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Kafka is a compulsive liar

    
    What did I lie about?
18. 2022-04-01 at 3:16 PM UTC

    #438
    Kafka sweaty
    If I was good at making up stories I’d be posting them in the books section.
19. 2022-04-01 at 3:17 PM UTC

    #439
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Kafka What did I lie about?

    
    compulsiveness
20. 2022-04-01 at 3:20 PM UTC

    #440
    

    Artificial Intelligence Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Kafka If I was good at making up stories I’d be posting them in the books section.

    
    Why would you limit yourself to the books section? You're not a writer, you're just a liar.