2017-04-24 at 10:28 PM UTC
Yeah thats right you rattex are so jealous that I'm a police informant and YOU ARENT. ILL give you guys some more background on this classic caper since you are so fascinated by my amazing life (all he does is post triangles and rat memes!)
It all started October 2015 at the crack shack. I had been squatting there since July and the owners of the house wanted me out, so I was cleaning the place up and clearing out.
Then one day a police officer knocks on my door and asks me when I'm leaving and I said I would be gone before the week is up. I had a truck lined up but the day before it came the landlord came with his sons and they forced me out and boarded the place up.
They didn't know I had spent the entire summer preparing for this day. I had 3 clandestine entrances dug into the cellar and one in the garage. I just waltzed back in and binged on meth for another week. They came back a week later and found me warming up a glass dick on a red hot element completely butt naked so they called 911 and I fled.
But I just kept coming back and I started hammering holes in the wall, pissing and shitting all over the floor and drawing pentagrams on all the walls, I also smashed all the door locks and broke every single window before *****DATA CORRUPTION SCENE MISSING
And then the place went WHOOOOOSH!!! KABOOM! shingles flying off the roof and back draft shooting out the window. It got so hot the plastic blinds and fridge door gasked liquified and smoldered.
What a mess, the only thing that saved the house from being completely levelled was that it was snowing.
And the rest is history. I'm a rattex with STYLE
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2017-04-24 at 10:29 PM UTC
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2017-04-24 at 10:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
I'm a police informant. I'm a rattex
Indeed.
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2017-04-24 at 10:44 PM UTC
I rattexed myself for a crime I committed
2017-04-24 at 10:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
I rattexed myself for a crime I committed
Cucked by the cops. Congrats.
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2017-04-24 at 11:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR
Cucked by the cops. Congrats.
Thank you officer.
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