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The Retarded Thread: Sudo Will Never Make A TRT Edition

  1. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by aldra it's bundy time

    Noooooooo yucky
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's Satanic worship. Hollywood is all about Satanic rituals. They do the ritual in secret, while they kill the sacrifice in real time. The more loved and worshipped the sacrifice, the more valuable it is. Sacrifices to their master, Satan the Devil.

    You're absolutely right. The 50 year old drummer for the foo fighters who had 10 substances in his system was sacrificed as part of a satanic ritual in Columbia.

    Was Betty white sacrificed too? James Dean? Steve McQueen? Is anybody NOT sacrificed? How famous do you have to be to be sacrificed?
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Noooooooo yucky

    I have the kobold and can't sleep
  4. Originally posted by Sudo You're absolutely right. The 50 year old drummer for the foo fighters who had 10 substances in his system was sacrificed as part of a satanic ritual in Columbia.

    Was Betty white sacrificed too? James Dean? Steve McQueen? Is anybody NOT sacrificed? How famous do you have to be to be sacrificed?

    Robin Williams, Prince, Amy Whinehouse, Kurt Cobain, Alex Van Halen, Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson, Elvis, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Marilyn Monroe, the list goes on and on.
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  5. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Spectral is an idiot.
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Robin Williams, Prince, Amy Whinehouse, Kurt Cobain, Alex Van Halen, Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson, Elvis, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Marilyn Monroe, the list goes on and on.

    I'll continue the list: Jane mansfield, Tom Petty, Dick Van Dyke, My Grandma, Shannon Hoon, The Big Bopper, Buddy Holly, River Pheonix, Larry King, Selena, Brittany Murphy, Keith Moon, the guy from Joy Division AND THE LIST STILL GOES ON
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's 3am and one of the cats is just going ham, running around knocking shit over and crashing into things, all the while with a plush christmas cake in her mouth
  8. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's exactly what he wants you to think, and you fell right into it.

    Nah only gullible people who are afraid of Satan want you to think he exists, he actually doesn't exist.
  9. Originally posted by aldra it's 3am and one of the cats is just going ham, running around knocking shit over and crashing into things, all the while with a plush christmas cake in her mouth

    Sounds like me on Xanax
  10. Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Going to watch that Kevin Costner film: Nonces with Wolves, not seen it in years.

    I fuckin love that movie
  11. Originally posted by Solstice Sounds like me on Xanax

    I want GHB n im willing to sell plasma to g3t it
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I fuckin love that movie

    Everyone's parents banged to that movie. It's a fucking babymaker comet
  13. Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I want GHB n im willing to sell plasma to g3t it

    You could probably get a liter or two for a kidney
  14. This is the only legitimate TRT. The other one is a gay impostor.
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence This is the only legitimate TRT. The other one is a gay impostor.

    This one is literally formed from your own butthurt. The people have spoken and the other has twice as many replies, even though half the posts in this thread are from me. You can't even thread a needle
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  16. Originally posted by Sudo This one is literally formed from your own butthurt. The people have spoken and the other has twice as many replies, even though half the posts in this thread are from me. You can't even thread a needle

    This one is formed for your butthurt.

    You got so hutthurt you made another fake TRT. Therefore this TRT is both thematically successful and ALSO the only legitimate TRT.
  17. I cough too much from vaping THC. I literally cough less from smoking blunts. It's retarded. Wtf. I thought it would be the other way around. I guess maybe it just means my lungs aren't being endeadened. Or whatever.
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence I cough too much from vaping THC. I literally cough less from smoking blunts. It's retarded. Wtf. I thought it would be the other way around. I guess maybe it just means my lungs aren't being endeadened. Or whatever.

    It's because you were conceived with a weak sperm that was only allowed to fertilize the egg out of pity
  19. Originally posted by Sudo It's because you were conceived with a weak sperm that was only allowed to fertilize the egg out of pity

    Pizza cutter post^ all edge, no point
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