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EVERYONE. This man came into my yard a couple hours ago and offered to cut my grass for a certain price.

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    I didn’t have enough money today to afford that on top of everything else, and I told him to come back in a week.

    A few minutes ago, I hear a loud noise outside of my house. I opened the door and noticed that he was cutting my grass. I went running out to him and yelled for him to stop... he shook his head no. He told me that he saw my kids playing in the yard and was worried about snakes being in the grass and biting them because the grass was too tall.

    I again told him to stop because I couldn’t pay him. He said that he didn’t need to be paid, he had grandchildren and that he hoped someone would look after them in the same way.

    I was brought to tears. I hugged him. We talked about different struggles we’ve had in life and he told me that this is what the news doesn’t report. He told me the news doesn’t report the black neighbor helping out the white neighbor because it isn’t good for the network to make money. I told him that he has a good heart. I told him I wish more people on earth were like him.

    We hugged again. He is still outside cutting my grass and it’s dark now. I am so grateful to have him as a new friend.

    His name is Johnny and he lives in Taylors, South Carolina. He cut my grass for free tonight because he was worried about my children playing outside in the tall grass. I hope he gets the recognition he deserves
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    And if you don't mind i'll just leave my sign on your grass...

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ahh yes. Classic prison technique- do your neighbor a couple big favors without asking for anything in return. Next thing you know, you are MORALLY OBLIGATED to return the favor, and whhhoooo boy are you gonna be in for a surprise when you hear what those favors are. It ain't gonna be gonna as cute and simple as cutting his grass back for him one time, no sir-e. If he tries to do a nice thing again I suggest stopping him in his tracks and beating the shit out of him, and let him know you're not playing his bitch ass punk ass shoulda died when you was a baby ass games, fucking MAGGOT. don't be letting old man rivers there tryn take for you a yarn
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    Haxxor Space Nigga
    you pay it forward… keep the good karma going
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    Snakes deserve to eat too 🐍
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    Fucking lol...good one Oppie.
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    Originally posted by A College Professor I didn’t have enough money today to afford that on top of everything else, and I told him to come back in a week.

    A few minutes ago, I hear a loud noise outside of my house. I opened the door and noticed that he was cutting my grass. I went running out to him and yelled for him to stop… he shook his head no. He told me that he saw my kids playing in the yard and was worried about snakes being in the grass and biting them because the grass was too tall.

    I again told him to stop because I couldn’t pay him. He said that he didn’t need to be paid, he had grandchildren and that he hoped someone would look after them in the same way.

    I was brought to tears. I hugged him. We talked about different struggles we’ve had in life and he told me that this is what the news doesn’t report. He told me the news doesn’t report the black neighbor helping out the white neighbor because it isn’t good for the network to make money. I told him that he has a good heart. I told him I wish more people on earth were like him.

    We hugged again. He is still outside cutting my grass and it’s dark now. I am so grateful to have him as a new friend.

    His name is Johnny and he lives in Taylors, South Carolina. He cut my grass for free tonight because he was worried about my children playing outside in the tall grass. I hope he gets the recognition he deserves

    real men get their children to cut their grasses.

    no wonder the "western" covilization is collapsing,
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by A College Professor I didn’t have enough money today to afford that on top of everything else, and I told him to come back in a week.

    A few minutes ago, I hear a loud noise outside of my house. I opened the door and noticed that he was cutting my grass. I went running out to him and yelled for him to stop… he shook his head no. He told me that he saw my kids playing in the yard and was worried about snakes being in the grass and biting them because the grass was too tall.

    I again told him to stop because I couldn’t pay him. He said that he didn’t need to be paid, he had grandchildren and that he hoped someone would look after them in the same way.

    I was brought to tears. I hugged him. We talked about different struggles we’ve had in life and he told me that this is what the news doesn’t report. He told me the news doesn’t report the black neighbor helping out the white neighbor because it isn’t good for the network to make money. I told him that he has a good heart. I told him I wish more people on earth were like him.

    We hugged again. He is still outside cutting my grass and it’s dark now. I am so grateful to have him as a new friend.

    His name is Johnny and he lives in Taylors, South Carolina. He cut my grass for free tonight because he was worried about my children playing outside in the tall grass. I hope he gets the recognition he deserves

    professor, you're like what 55 ish? Female? a milf? why not make this 15 y/os fantasys come true and when he's done, ask him to come inside, give him some lemonade and suck his dick?

    Please? he'll never forget it and if he's got a nice dick, ask him if he knows how to lift stuff/whatever chores you don'tw ant to do, and keep throwing milf pussy at him, hell love you for it.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Sounds like either what mmq said and he'll be over in a week with a dead body asking you to help him hide it because he cut ur grass and now you know he's a murderer so you might as well help?

    OR

    He's a fucking boss ass dude who pwns life and helps people that could use it just for fun. The other day I had a random table at work pay for another tables food just randomly because she "wanted to pass it on"

    Some people just do shit like that I guess. I mean I'll buy someone some food or give em a dollar or two, but cutting ur grass? Or paying a 80+ dollar restaurant bill for another table that I don't know? But I still consider myself at least a half way decent person lol
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    Bradley Florida Man
    at least offer him cookies and milk and then suck his dick.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    at least offer him cookies and milk and then suck his dick.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Shave the pussy before you serve it to him, kinda obv he don't like the long grown bush
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