can you guys help me out here?

1. 2022-03-24 at 7:08 PM UTC

   #1
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   I just met this super hot ukrainian teenager in a bar in here in Poland just now:
   
   
   
   Can you guys give me advice. I was leaving this pub I was sitting at with my macbook as this is one of the only places where there is good wifi. and when I leave her friend was like looking at me and smiled and i said hej and she replied hi and I left the bar. then I was like holy fuk the two youngest chicks in this entire bar just checked me out or one of them and i didnt even do anything. im a fuking retard. but i was like ok i better sober up a bit eat a kebab and come back here maybe theyll still be here.
   
   Guess what I did that. And i even said hey again when she made eye contact. but as I ordered a beer and it was waiting for me i went up to them and asked if theyd join me they like didnt understand polish and it seemed they understood english better but they sort of paused when i said can i join you didnt say no were just thinking it over and automatically i said some shet like youre probably busy or something but do you have an instagram (I dont get why i always do this or cant handle when hot girls give a pause or think things over or rejection in any way? can anyone let me know why i always act like this or get nervous?) and it was not her but the other girl ho gave it to me and thats the pic you see above. then i got my beer and left their area.
2. 2022-03-24 at 7:09 PM UTC

   #2
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   what should I do now? keep sitting alone on my macbook or go over there again? and say what?
3. 2022-03-24 at 7:12 PM UTC

   #3
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   Ok I failed yet again theyre gone literally i didnt kno what to do or say.
4. 2022-03-24 at 7:21 PM UTC

   #4
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   Oh yea I offered them drinks like I always do but maybe i fuked up and should have offered shots or just bought them anyway? I suck at this stuff so bad and need and I mean need a teenager so bad.
5. 2022-03-24 at 7:29 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   My best advice is to drink bleach and die.
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   • RIPtotse
6. 2022-03-24 at 7:29 PM UTC

   #6
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Lol wariat brings his MacBook to bars in poland and takes pics of random people that he would like to make lick his asshole
7. 2022-03-24 at 7:30 PM UTC

   #7
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   no thats her instagram she gave me. the second chick who didnt make me notice at first. her friend did.
8. 2022-03-24 at 7:31 PM UTC

   #8
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   How do u overcome communication barriers or if there is more than one female in a bar?
9. 2022-03-24 at 7:31 PM UTC

   #9
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Fuck u u punkass bitch no one asked u faggot
10. 2022-03-24 at 7:32 PM UTC

    #10
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I think kingcobrajfs covered the gender relations topic extensively.
11. 2022-03-24 at 8:41 PM UTC

    #11
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I think I realize what it was. She either felt ackward or discused by me that I would actually approach and wanted to keep it at a distance or truly didnt know or barely knew english or Polish in poland. so that alone sort of brought my ptsd back from bulgaria when those polish teenagers were treating me like garbage for not being a kraut or german and also speaking or being polish in that club at golden sands there.
12. 2022-03-24 at 8:44 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat How do u overcome communication barriers or if there is more than one female in a bar?

    
    You grab a large blade and run it vertically down the length of your wrists
13. 2022-03-24 at 8:44 PM UTC

    #13
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Wariat How do u overcome communication barriers or if there is more than one female in a bar?

    
    Sign language
    
    
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14. 2022-03-24 at 10:04 PM UTC

    #14
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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